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I AM SPELLING-BEE MAN. Faster than a fourth grader. Smarter than an average redneck. Fighting bad grammar and spells where and whenever.
"How about cold blooded murderer"
Very first one I read, very hilarious.
The Axe Catcher would be better.
Crawling through the archive and came across this gem. I don't think I've laughed so hard at a webcomic in years. Well done!
Probably the best superhero known to man-kind. Little does he know his arch-nemesis is also his one true love -- Spelling Bee Girl.
The Axe-Catcher and his henchman, the Thrower-Backer!
and the most powerful of them all . . . THE HIGH-SCHOLAR! Able to throw acidic comments and punches faster than a speeding teacher! can cripple people with dirty jokes! Scare people with black ensemble, suicidal tendencies, and rock-music!
This one made it immensely difficult for me to not wake up my fiance. <3
At least there wasn't an "Axe Effect" joke.
The axe dodger may find himself innefective as anything other than the axe thrower's nemesis
No, he could work at a Fair as one of those people who has stuff thrown at them :P and he could fight for the Rainforrest, the enemy of Lumber Jacks everywhere! ;)
That would make the "axe dodger" a hero. Which makes sense, because if you think about it, the axe thrower is a much better name for a villain.
Does the axe return to his hand like Thor's Hammer, only more choptastic?
How about the "ax-evader"
So, ever heard of Axe Cop?
"Don't run purse snatcher, I just want to axe you a question!"
"That looks painful. Sorry about that, it was an axe-ident!"
"I've got an axe to grind with you, Axe Dodger!"
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