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I was -> <- this close to taking a sip of Coke before reading the last panel. That would've hurt. XD
that is awesome. I like that the smoking jacket picture was used for the funeral.
Such elaborate funereal plans.
I'm stealing this for my funeral.
Wait, is this before or after the poetry by Gordo DeChessbishop?
Also: I totally have to do this.
*dials number* Hey, Scott? I'm calling you from beyond the grave to see if you know where Jimmy Hoffa is.
The smoking jacket returns!
I love the smoking jacket!
What would you do if the phone inside the casket was answered? I for one would find it awkward to talk into a phone during the service.
I'm totally stealing this for my funeral. Did I mention that my ring tone is "Mulatto Butts" from Archer?
Scott lives to be 90 something? Impressive...
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