How to Keep Your Christmas Gift Secret

I warned of a rerun this week, and lo, it has come to pass. Merry Christmas!

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Reader Comments (31)

wow seriously first? sweet. but anyway about the comic. That song is hilarious and I will be mentally singing it for quite a while now. Also it amuses me to think that a bag marked "innards" is a common sight in your freezer. happy holidays

December 25, 2008 | Unregistered CommenterNeil

I keep waiting for the comic titled "How to tell that your wife is a lesbian." Seriously, that haircut, those glasses...

December 25, 2008 | Unregistered CommenterJustin

Thanks for the rerun, Scott. Funny stuff.

Merry Christmas!

December 25, 2008 | Unregistered CommenterLeif

Yee-haa - my son gave me your book for Christmas - thankyou to him and to you for writing it!
Happy Christmas to you and Missy.

December 25, 2008 | Unregistered CommenterClare

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did you get a new wife
she looks different

December 25, 2008 | Unregistered CommenterCrim

This was a rerun? Totally don't remember this one, although I guess I should be able to tell since you've updated your wife's artwork since this. Definitely a good one though.

December 25, 2008 | Unregistered CommenterStevil

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December 25, 2008 | Unregistered CommenterA Better Man Bloomed? »

Scott Meyers as Burl Ives as a singing snowman ...it's official ...my mind has been totally phouqued ... Happy Saturnalia, everybody!

December 25, 2008 | Unregistered CommenterKevin Kunreuther

Wow... First panel snowman = priceless.

December 25, 2008 | Unregistered CommenterAnother Rob

Another great Meyer idea put on paper! BTW Justin You can't judge wiether someone is a lesbian or not if they have short hair and glasses is a comic strip...

December 25, 2008 | Unregistered CommenterChels

Ha ha, sexual-physical stereotypes!

December 25, 2008 | Unregistered CommenterSwap

It's not just the hair and glasses. She's cast as the sensible one in their relationship. Good Christ man, how much more evidence do you need?

December 26, 2008 | Unregistered CommenterJustin

"CURSES!" makes me bust up. Every time.

December 26, 2008 | Unregistered CommenterMichael

Been a long time lover of the comic, brought here from the Dilbert Blog, stayed here, dropped it :) Thought I spotted a re-run but don't mind seeing a Scott-Sam again :) Always, love the work, Merry Christmas

December 26, 2008 | Unregistered CommenterTyler

She wasnt a lesbian before she married him, but Im sure shes close to turning into one

December 26, 2008 | Unregistered CommenterCrim

Holy jeez, you guys! I'm totally not a lesbian!

Maybe I should get a wig to wear for future drawings!

December 26, 2008 | Unregistered Commentermissy

Just so long as it's not a femullet, you should be okay!

BTW - "a wig to wear for future drawings" is a hilarious sentence. Also, having to defend your sexuality on the family web comic blog is also hilarious.

December 26, 2008 | Unregistered CommenterMatt

Did you get a banjolele and a full-head snowman mask for Christmas, then?

December 26, 2008 | Unregistered CommenterAndreaC

justin, she's 'the sensible one' because, hello, she's married to a tronnie cartoonist who buys night vision goggles and is bullied by his cat!

December 26, 2008 | Unregistered Commenterwhiterabbit11

She has to be sensible after all she did marry a Meyer for crying out loud! and Yeah Justin told ya she wasn't :P

December 27, 2008 | Unregistered CommenterChels

I think you could get away with a nice bobcut wig, Missy.

Just one man's opinion.

December 27, 2008 | Unregistered CommenterAnother Rob

I always thought she looked better with the glasses. But the webtards calling names here and on dilbert.com scared them off of here. :-(

December 28, 2008 | Unregistered CommenterFrankleeMiDeer

Holy jeez, you guys! Iā€™m totally not a lesbian!

No one would blame you in the slightest if you were, Missy. We'd understand, dear.

December 28, 2008 | Unregistered CommenterPanhandle Bob says

Whoo hoo! My secret Christmas gift was a copy of Help Is on the Way! Made my Christmas merry. "Merry" meaning "laughing until I cried." So thanks for that. I think. :) I hope you have a happy New Year!

December 30, 2008 | Unregistered Commenterneophyte

Loved the Burl Ives snowman!

December 30, 2008 | Unregistered CommenterRob
December 30, 2008 | Unregistered CommenterCrim

she is not a lesbian. i think that she is the voice of reason within the mad world of scott. also she is a strong willed female. lol...keep up the good work

January 1, 2009 | Unregistered Commenterjoseph highborn

christmas...

I had the same problem!...

January 9, 2009 | Unregistered CommenterJack

I'm a lesbian trapped in a man's body!

November 13, 2009 | Unregistered CommenterDa Linz

If I ever am somewhere with snow, I'll definitely make a snowman with a goatee,

December 29, 2010 | Unregistered CommenterSteve

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