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The third panel is totally a double-take intercourse.
I'm using the argument from Panel 1 next time the subject comes up.
nice, man, nice . . .
Man didn't make fossil fuels - he mde them better! Just like 3M!
I think sperm oil, in the context that first comes to mind, would be a very effective source of fuel. Tissue demands would go down though... a lot.
This makes me wonder how sperm whales were named.
spermaceti organ in the head of the whale. that's where the name came from, not what you were thinking of...
"Ride 'em, Whaleboy!" is my new favourite phrase.
the problem here is that you'd also need a squid ranch. so you'd have a food source for the sperm whales you're breeding.
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