Thank you for this. The day I came across this I had to work with the @#$#@ at my work, it doesn't help that there was a new girl there he was trying to impress which made it worse. The entire night I just heard quotes from the emperor.
The best reason I've found for not killing people is the impending imprisonment afterward. Of course, uh, if you planned it out really well... Shit. one... two... three...
November 17, 2008
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love the star wars reference :D
great stuff
puny human, that's not a star wars reference, that's the current pope! didn't you recognize him?
who are you calling a puny human, you mortal fool?!?!
Actually you're both right! It is the pope AND emperor palpatine!
Thank you for this. The day I came across this I had to work with the @#$#@ at my work, it doesn't help that there was a new girl there he was trying to impress which made it worse. The entire night I just heard quotes from the emperor.
Emperor Palpatine is my role model too!
I've worked for someone like this. Sticking pins in my eyes would have been preferable.
But could you get paid to stick pins in your eyes? And would you be willing to do it 5 days a week?
Popatine? That you?
Palpatine is your role model. That's... disturbing.
The best reason I've found for not killing people is the impending imprisonment afterward.
Of course, uh, if you planned it out really well...
Shit. one... two... three...
KILL HIM!!!
Great. Now I have Mortal Kombat in my mind.
"FINISH HIM!"