How to Suppress the Urge to Kill

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Reader Comments (16)

love the star wars reference :D

December 5, 2008 | Unregistered Commenterperla

great stuff

December 10, 2008 | Unregistered Commenterbobra

puny human, that's not a star wars reference, that's the current pope! didn't you recognize him?

January 18, 2009 | Unregistered CommenterJiggly McSickfingers

who are you calling a puny human, you mortal fool?!?!

January 23, 2009 | Unregistered Commenterizzy_wolfe_13

Actually you're both right! It is the pope AND emperor palpatine!

February 22, 2010 | Unregistered CommenterPaul

Thank you for this. The day I came across this I had to work with the @#$#@ at my work, it doesn't help that there was a new girl there he was trying to impress which made it worse. The entire night I just heard quotes from the emperor.

June 5, 2010 | Unregistered CommenterThor

Emperor Palpatine is my role model too!

July 17, 2010 | Unregistered Commenterno-one reads names

I've worked for someone like this. Sticking pins in my eyes would have been preferable.

July 28, 2010 | Unregistered CommenterVal Leppard

But could you get paid to stick pins in your eyes? And would you be willing to do it 5 days a week?

September 13, 2010 | Unregistered CommenterShiny

Popatine? That you?

September 19, 2010 | Unregistered Commenterwut

Palpatine is your role model. That's... disturbing.

January 15, 2011 | Unregistered CommenterThalia

The best reason I've found for not killing people is the impending imprisonment afterward.
Of course, uh, if you planned it out really well...
Shit. one... two... three...

March 21, 2011 | Unregistered Commentersrsly


November 1, 2011 | Unregistered CommenterDarth GTB

Great. Now I have Mortal Kombat in my mind.

February 5, 2012 | Unregistered CommenterG

Omg why is Mother Teresa screaming about killing?!? I'm so sad now :(

January 17, 2015 | Unregistered CommenterHbw

Funny, I heard "Kill him" in a familiar voice, too, and at first I thought it was the MK "Finish him." But, no.

It was Weird Al.

"Kill them..."

March 13, 2015 | Unregistered CommenterMoTLD

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