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I think you should go with Occam's razor.
How did you get a shaving cut on your forehead?
He shaves his whole head and face every day.
I think the Shishkebab would be even better, lol
lol i got razor ads
Anyone else lol at the ad for the antique razors on the side?
Friend of mine had a straight razor. Of course he doesn't actually use it, he'd kill himself.
HA! OCCAM'S RAZOR!
Bald guy with a goatee here... Gillette Fusion with King Of Shaves gel. Works wonders. I haven't cut myself in years.
Plus, I let my girlfriend do my goatee.
Stone cold Steve Austin, why do you let your girlfriend do your goatee??
I use the blade of flames. Ha ha nice graphic!
You could ask your female friends, too. Although I suppose that face-shaving might have different needs than leg-shaving.
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