i'm vader

sure you are! I'll be a random stormtrooper, you've seen one, you've seen them all.

C3PO will never look the same to me again.

i was thinking the same thing about R2D2

You forgot Mon Mothma

Didn't die right? What's that supposed to mean, exactly? *Geek death glare*

Anyway, I'd be an Imperial Army Trooper. But since they aren't in the movies, are barely in any of the Expanded Universe, and may well not actually exist, I guess my second choice is that four-eyed guy playing (just a bit disturbingly) with his mouth bits in the cantina.

...aaand my geek gene won't let me hit Submit without informing you that I do actually know off the top of my head that he's a Talz, that they hail from Alzoc III, and that his name is Muftak.

*Sigh* Your leering glares are not without merit, nor precedent.

...huh, geeky as I am, I've never really thought over what Star Wars character I'm like. Probably Jar-Jar: annoying, won't shut up, and you can't understand what they're saying.

Vader? I hardly knew 'er!

Chewbacca: I'm big, hairy, hard for most people to understand but surprisingly awesome when neccessary.

I'm Jar Jar. Kill me now.

It would be awesome to be R2D2. C3PO... Not so much

Being C3PO would mean you could be a god-king on that jungle planet full of hippy care-bears. Not the worst choice, I imagine.

..I'm Jabba. I'm a little hard on the eyes, but I've got scantily clad women crawling over me and dancing for me.
Occasionally they hug me and say I'm squishy and fight over me.

I'm the fat guy who took care of the rancor.

I'm C3PO. I annoy my friends by being a know-it-all.

(I do it on purpose so that they won't invite me to parties. More time to post comments on the internet.)

I'm like Nien Nunb, that weird looking short dude (a Sullustian, apparently) who copiloted the Millenium Falcon with Lando. I'm not great in positions of power, but put me as second in command and boom. Awesomeness.

I'm a Storm Trooper as in I can shoot just as well as one.

Definitely RC-1138. You can call me Boss

Anakin Skywalker, Jedi Knight.
No, not the cheesy "Clone Wars Series" version. The REAL ONE.

First off, Eric rocks for knowing that about the Talz in the cantina.
And now I'll contribute a little to your Star Wars knowledge, as well.
"That bounty hunter"'s name is Zam Wesell. She's a Clawdite, which is a species that can shapeshift into different forms. However, they can only do so if the form they've chosen is the exact mass of their original form.
And "that dancer that displeased Jabba"'s name is Oola. She's a Twi'lek. There's not much more to her than that, except that she was hoping to be rescued by Luke Skywalker when he came.

OK

will not comment about the "online name" i use... hahahaha

note: the GTB thing is an abbreviation of my real name

I think I would definitely be a Shadow Guard. They are my favorite Sith in Star Wars. (Note: expanded universe stuff)

Your wife is obviously Mon Mothma.