there's a very simple answer to the title..."don't"

I agree. Pry my coffee from my cold dead hands, Moses.

Replace with energy dri-- Wait, that's supercaffeine.

I weened myself off soda-pop... I have been caffine free for a whole 1 day... as of 8pm tonight.

No soda, no coffee. I will live for eons.

Fantastic! :D

I replaced about half of my daily Diet Coke intake with A.D.D. medication >_>

I drink about two thousand calories of soda a day, is that bad?

So.... it turns out caffeine is actually healthy for you. It strengthens your heart as opposed to weakening it. Plus it keeps you awake :)

is it just me or does Scott look more buff than normal in the last frame?