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I think this is the best one yet, actually. The "TOUCH ME" panel and the dracula one, along with the 'laser sneeze' is genius. Also, your wife seems to be wearing a cooler pair of glasses than I remember.
so Scott, do you think you're Dracula, Bela Lugosi, or some dentist? (and whoever gets that reference, I'll send you a happy bar mitzvah ecard).
The reference is to Plan 9 From Outer Space, where a relative of Bela Lugosi's (a dentist) was called in after his death to play his role; but, since they bore no real resemblance to one another, the guy played with a his cloak drawn up over most of his face.
now i just heard on "wait, wait, don't tell me" today that bela lugosi's replacement was the director's wife's chiropractor. though they do say on that show that while the questions are painstakingly researched, the answers are not...
I've always heard it was her chiropractor.
he wasn't related to Bela Lugosi, he was just Ed Wood's dentist.
Oh my god, panel 2 made me die laughing. I am now dead! I HOPE YOU'RE HAPPY! And, yes, I'm typing from beyond the grave... *cue spooky music*
TOUCH ME!I laughed hysterically at that.
I feel like buying a megaphone just so I can sneeze into it....
The bare patches on Slimescott make him look like an Air Monk
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