How to Face Life as a Morning Person

Comments

[nick]

ha! i'm reading this at 10 am, 3 sips into my first cup of coffee, and i'm almost nearly back in my body. you morning bastards make me sick. with envy.

[StKev]

Dear Nick,
Neener, neener!

[velcrokidneyz]

lol this whole comic makes me laugh but especially that second one, wow... XD

[Somepartsareme]

I don't think he gripped the RJ-17 firmly enough.

[ME]

I've used the good morning starshine line many times.

[Alan T.]

I sleep 6 hours total. From midnight to 6am usually. Am I a night person or a morning person or am I slowly turning into a zombie?

[Jason]

Definitely was not gripping the RJ-17 firmly enough.

[Dunc]

I do this in reverse, I pretend to be a morning person. Unfortunatly the anger in the afternoon remains…

[Shiny]

Hi, My name is Shiny and I am a morning person.

[Jacqueline]

It's SO annoying when you get up and everyone else is like "sorry, I won't be functioning for another hour"
WHY GET UP IF YOURE ASLEEP

[Thalia]

@Jaqueline Because society expects us to be at certain places at certain times.

I'm a morning person, but I understand night people being up when they don't want to. That is, until I try to go to sleep and the night people in my household keep me up with noise and lights. Then I want to commit genocide.

[Stephen]

It says "an real bad mood."
Looking at the comments, I see no one has pointed that out, and I'm shocked!

[Arysthae]

I'm a morning and a night person. I sleep late and get up early. My friends get frustated when i wake up at 5:30 at weekends when they usually wake up at noon. I can't see how people actually sleep that long! Isn't it difficult to stay in stupor for that long? Or is it just stubborness? Being a morning person isn't bad! (I think...)

[Dolores]

as a night person, I REALLY wish jobs would allow people to get up later and work later if they are not a morning person. Would it really be so terrible to let people work from 10am until 7pm? Why not have people work during the times they are most productive?

[Dal]

Yeeeah..complaining how tough it is to be a morning person is like bitching about the burden of being a affluent white male in America...