How to Face Life as a Morning Person

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Reader Comments (17)

ha! i'm reading this at 10 am, 3 sips into my first cup of coffee, and i'm almost nearly back in my body. you morning bastards make me sick. with envy.

December 27, 2008 | Unregistered Commenternick

Dear Nick,
Neener, neener!

December 29, 2008 | Unregistered CommenterStKev

lol this whole comic makes me laugh but especially that second one, wow... XD

January 27, 2009 | Unregistered Commentervelcrokidneyz

I don't think he gripped the RJ-17 firmly enough.

November 15, 2009 | Unregistered CommenterSomepartsareme

I've used the good morning starshine line many times.

March 25, 2010 | Unregistered CommenterME

I sleep 6 hours total. From midnight to 6am usually. Am I a night person or a morning person or am I slowly turning into a zombie?

July 5, 2010 | Unregistered CommenterAlan T.

Definitely was not gripping the RJ-17 firmly enough.

July 12, 2010 | Unregistered CommenterJason

I do this in reverse, I pretend to be a morning person. Unfortunatly the anger in the afternoon remains…

August 3, 2010 | Unregistered CommenterDunc

Hi, My name is Shiny and I am a morning person.

September 2, 2010 | Unregistered CommenterShiny

It's SO annoying when you get up and everyone else is like "sorry, I won't be functioning for another hour"

December 24, 2010 | Unregistered CommenterJacqueline

@Jaqueline Because society expects us to be at certain places at certain times.

I'm a morning person, but I understand night people being up when they don't want to. That is, until I try to go to sleep and the night people in my household keep me up with noise and lights. Then I want to commit genocide.

January 14, 2011 | Unregistered CommenterThalia

It says "an real bad mood."
Looking at the comments, I see no one has pointed that out, and I'm shocked!

January 26, 2011 | Unregistered CommenterStephen

I'm a morning and a night person. I sleep late and get up early. My friends get frustated when i wake up at 5:30 at weekends when they usually wake up at noon. I can't see how people actually sleep that long! Isn't it difficult to stay in stupor for that long? Or is it just stubborness? Being a morning person isn't bad! (I think...)

April 13, 2011 | Unregistered CommenterArysthae

as a night person, I REALLY wish jobs would allow people to get up later and work later if they are not a morning person. Would it really be so terrible to let people work from 10am until 7pm? Why not have people work during the times they are most productive?

August 25, 2011 | Unregistered CommenterDolores

Yeeeah..complaining how tough it is to be a morning person is like bitching about the burden of being a affluent white male in America...

September 7, 2011 | Unregistered CommenterDal

I am a morining person when I'm allowed to sleep at the times i want to. On weekends i can easily wake up at 6 am, but on school days I feel pretty tired util about 7:50 almost two hours later than usual. I HATE sleeping in, and I get really annoyed when it happens. I mean, ugh! All that time I could have been doing something and i was sleeping!

September 12, 2012 | Unregistered CommenterSuper Nerd

I am not a morning person...but my job starts at 4:30 am every weekday. I think all the other night people can stop bitching. :)

April 2, 2013 | Unregistered CommenterLupisReapyr
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