All those semesters of physics are finally paying off!
So, rather than forward propulsion, would you end up with forward REpulsion???
You forgot E = MC2.
More energy is required/generated from making it with fat people than thin.
I wholly believe love and gravity are expressions of the same universal force.
this really is the one of the greatest comics i've read on here. i love this one.
This... is no less than genius.
I've seen many physics jokes. (Usually the humor comes from how big a stretch the joke is trying to make. I.e. Bernoulli's Principle --"rhos? where we're flowing, we don't need rhos" references fluid flow and Back to the Future in a way that a sane person would wish wasn't possible.)
I've never seen anyone attempt to make Newton's Laws of Motion funny. You have succeeded...2/3 of the way. The real challenge is to make a joke out of the Second Law (F=ma)
Most of my personal humor in physics derives from showing Schrodinger's Wave Equation to anyone who doesn't understand math, or even those that do, and saying that it basically means electrons are d-cks.
Women =/= objects.
Way to miss the point Elena.
Of course women are objects, Elena. Are you saying we are immaterial, have no substance, are not real? If we are not objects, then what are we? A tree is an object. So is a star. A man. A cat. A house. Everything is an object.
@Rohvannyn: Unless it's a subject.