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I love the mustard stain on Scott's t-shirt in the black light. Damn that diabolical boss!!
Haha. Rick, ditch the short shorts!
The mustard remains are glowing in black light?? "Diabolical boss" seems inappropriate. What did he stick his finger in?
Yeah, I got this scar saving a rabbit from a thunderstorm. The fact that the rabbit was perfectly calm, that the storm only spat rain at the house with lightning a far distance away, and that I got the scar from attempting a shortcut, which led to me slashing my arm on a window, is of no importance
First panel would explain why Rick always looks pissed off.
Wait now - that's not mustard now, is it? Perhaps its "mayonnaise"?
Physical scars only impress other men. Emotional scars impress nobody, most of the time. However, if you reveal them strategically, emotional scars can convince women to have pity sex with you.
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