How to Write A Haiku

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[StKev]

Haiku!
Geshudteit.

[Zerahl]

Haiku. Cannot think.
My story of writer's block.
Utter tragedy.

[???]

Hey guys. What is up?
What is up with the spaces?
I am confused now.

[jiggly mcsickfingers]

Most haikus are gay.
All haikus are pathetic.
"Gay", as in Boy George.

(no handcuffs were harmed in the making of this haiku).

[Geena]

http://community.livejournal.com/scifhaiku/

[Tabetha]

Ha. Very funny.
What will he think of next, I
wonder? Guess we'll see.

[Vicis Subsisto]

Any moron can
Write haiku. Just stop at the
Seventeenth syllab

[insomniac]

basic instructions:
meyer's unexamined life
is not worth living.

[Marty]

I have to say it. Rick in the first panel is the single greatest thing ever. Greatest haiku, greatest use of Rick's picture. New Rick is quite tragic by comparison.
No haiku for you
Words dripping with irony
I follow suit. Damn!

[rorschak]

five syllables, then
seven, then five syllables
blah blah fucking blah

(thanks to The Onion)

[Tacomagic]

Haikus are easy
But they don't always make sense
Refrigerator

[Tane]

I wrote a haiku
only to be told it is
pronounced ha-i-ku.

(Yes I feel a strange
compulsion to reply to
mentions of haiku.)

[Praelat]

Occurs all the time:: One person writes a haiku and all do the same. Argh :) I can't resist, but I'll try to hide it by not writing in verse.

[Jay Walkerke]

last frame is so true
the president of europe
writes often haiku's

[Anon]

The last panel made my day... a friend of mine and myself have an ongoing limerick-haiku war. Well played, Scott Meyer...

[Libby]

This is poetry.
Technically, you can't deny:
I wrote a haiku.

[575]

"Haiku" by Tally Hall: Fun little song! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ICtFeTGsMOo

[Teh Me]

Expressing yourself
With seventeen syllables
Is very diffic-

[Prash]

Uh, shouldn't that say "Adams" not "Adamas"?

[me]

i love all these comment haikus
...and so was Rick's in panel 1

[Bridget]

I'm easily impressed.

[Haiku Master]

I wrote a Haiku.
Now everyone will like me
and make love to me.

....Right?

[McManx]

T-shirts with haikus.
They're kind of overated,
But I'm wearing one.

[Matt]

Look at these comments!
There are too many haikus!
Now there is one more.

[Icalasari]

Not all haikus made
Have to have seven or five
If I remember