You don't listen to yourself when you give instructions, do ya?
I find the best strategy is to tell them to suck it up, followed by throwing a barrage of tampons.
Can I avoid these problems by not getting married and not having friends?
I've field tested FlyingSolo's strategy for 5 years now. Apparently it's "bizarre" and "unsettling" and "a sign of severe psychological distress" for a grown man to carry a stockpile of tampons to hurl at people.
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