How to Console a Friend who is Having Marital Problems

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Reader Comments (4)

You don't listen to yourself when you give instructions, do ya?

May 18, 2010 | Unregistered CommenterJenny Creed

I find the best strategy is to tell them to suck it up, followed by throwing a barrage of tampons.

February 5, 2011 | Unregistered CommenterFlyingSolo

Can I avoid these problems by not getting married and not having friends?

July 25, 2013 | Unregistered CommenterORione

I've field tested FlyingSolo's strategy for 5 years now. Apparently it's "bizarre" and "unsettling" and "a sign of severe psychological distress" for a grown man to carry a stockpile of tampons to hurl at people.

March 4, 2016 | Unregistered CommenterMalvastor

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