How to Play "Who Would Win"

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[Crim]

NINJA VS PIRATE

[Joe]

Rabid Lemur vs. Delusional Ocelot

[triplerush]

ninja if it's a fair fight. lemur unless the ocelot hits the one in the middle.
chuby checker vs. fats domino in jello?

[Jiggly McSickfingers]

lardass mcbackgammon?

[Another Rob]

Gordo deChessbishop for the win!

And in a fight between a Pirate and a Ninja, there is no fair fight.

[michael]

mullet boss vs. captain pike, playing charades!

[Umbee]

Fox vs. Marth, no items, Final Destination?

[Jeff Siadek]

I've made a card game of "Who Would Win?" and it is available now at gorillaboardgames.com
110 characters 110 events 20 second timer and one page of rules that add just enough structure to make a real game of it. Okay, so it's kind of a silly game but it is a game.

[someone]

Naruto with sage mode and raseshuriken vs. Goku

[ME]

My alcoholic friends and I have spent many many hours doing this off the top of our heads, pretty sure I wouldn't pay for it.

[nate]

fox would win as long as the player wasnt stupid enough to run off the edge. Another Rob is right, pirate and ninja the winner is whoever gets the drop. naruto vs. goku isnt a fair fight because dragonballz doesnt have any rules really, the fights are just pure whoever really really wants to win

[Tim]

Easy, Goku would beat naruto no MATTER what. kid goku could take naruto. naruto is buff, but goku is INSANE!

[Jon]

Godzilla vs The Mighty Morphin Power Rangers, Mega Zord allowed.
Go.

[MaximumZero]

Godzilla, because of atomic melting breath and lack of time wasting faux-martial arts poses, (although the Power Rangers get points from their guitar heavy music.)

Genghis Khan vs Nobunaga Oda.

[N]

Nobunaga Oda simply because I like his name more...
A deranged Clown with a knife vs. 12 toddlers trained in Kung Fu, in spelling bee.

[Prash]

*apparently

[McManx]

12 toddlers, because they can't teach spelling worth crap in clown college. Mario vs Master Chief, Banjo Deul.

[Icalasari]

Mario. I wouldn't be surprised if he had a Super Mario Banjo game

Zero Suit Samus vs Lara Croft, Swim Suit Contest

[Mad Crow]

Samus.

Borat vs GWB, Cringe Factor contest.

[Spudd86]

The car on Knight Rider was KITT... yes I'm being picky, shut up :P

[Reqire more sparkling mineral water]

@Icalasari
when that happens, we all win.

[Me]

Chuck Norris vs Clint Eastwood

[Jenny Creed]

Daredevil and Elektra vs Modesty Blaise and Willie Garvin!

[Disturbed]

Ultimate Showdown Mr. Rogers v. gritty steampunk reboot Sesame Street characters

Chess-boxing

And I might as well try a hand-grenade throwing championship between the Thundercats and the Star Wars cast. The conditions are that you have to choose which team would win, and who the overall MVP would be.

[Luke]

Chessboxing: Mr. Rogers. buff enough to swing a sword, and even gritty reboot Sesame Street is still more "elementary knowledge" than "chess." Rogers always came off as smarter.

Grenades: If force-using is allowed, Star Wars wins. This is assuming an equal number of them is chosen. If it's a round-robin format, Thundercats would win, since they would have skilled throwers repeatedly beating the vast hordes of random useless star-warsians. Either way, Yoda is the overall MVP.

Battle Royale: All US Presidents at the prime of life- who is the last man standing?