How to Play "Who Would Win"

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December 29, 2008 | Unregistered CommenterCrim

Rabid Lemur vs. Delusional Ocelot

January 3, 2009 | Unregistered CommenterJoe

ninja if it's a fair fight. lemur unless the ocelot hits the one in the middle.
chuby checker vs. fats domino in jello?

January 3, 2009 | Unregistered Commentertriplerush

lardass mcbackgammon?

January 16, 2009 | Unregistered CommenterJiggly McSickfingers

Gordo deChessbishop for the win!

And in a fight between a Pirate and a Ninja, there is no fair fight.

February 9, 2009 | Unregistered CommenterAnother Rob

mullet boss vs. captain pike, playing charades!

August 6, 2009 | Unregistered Commentermichael

Fox vs. Marth, no items, Final Destination?

September 1, 2009 | Unregistered CommenterUmbee

I've made a card game of "Who Would Win?" and it is available now at
110 characters 110 events 20 second timer and one page of rules that add just enough structure to make a real game of it. Okay, so it's kind of a silly game but it is a game.

November 12, 2009 | Unregistered CommenterJeff Siadek

Naruto with sage mode and raseshuriken vs. Goku

January 12, 2010 | Unregistered Commentersomeone

My alcoholic friends and I have spent many many hours doing this off the top of our heads, pretty sure I wouldn't pay for it.

March 23, 2010 | Unregistered CommenterME

fox would win as long as the player wasnt stupid enough to run off the edge. Another Rob is right, pirate and ninja the winner is whoever gets the drop. naruto vs. goku isnt a fair fight because dragonballz doesnt have any rules really, the fights are just pure whoever really really wants to win

July 12, 2010 | Unregistered Commenternate

Easy, Goku would beat naruto no MATTER what. kid goku could take naruto. naruto is buff, but goku is INSANE!

July 12, 2010 | Unregistered CommenterTim

Godzilla vs The Mighty Morphin Power Rangers, Mega Zord allowed.

July 19, 2010 | Unregistered CommenterJon

Godzilla, because of atomic melting breath and lack of time wasting faux-martial arts poses, (although the Power Rangers get points from their guitar heavy music.)

Genghis Khan vs Nobunaga Oda.

July 21, 2010 | Unregistered CommenterMaximumZero

Nobunaga Oda simply because I like his name more...
A deranged Clown with a knife vs. 12 toddlers trained in Kung Fu, in spelling bee.

July 22, 2010 | Unregistered CommenterN


July 26, 2010 | Unregistered CommenterPrash

12 toddlers, because they can't teach spelling worth crap in clown college. Mario vs Master Chief, Banjo Deul.

August 26, 2010 | Unregistered CommenterMcManx

Mario. I wouldn't be surprised if he had a Super Mario Banjo game

Zero Suit Samus vs Lara Croft, Swim Suit Contest

August 28, 2010 | Unregistered CommenterIcalasari


Borat vs GWB, Cringe Factor contest.

September 12, 2010 | Unregistered CommenterMad Crow

The car on Knight Rider was KITT... yes I'm being picky, shut up :P

September 29, 2010 | Unregistered CommenterSpudd86

when that happens, we all win.

Chuck Norris vs Clint Eastwood

November 13, 2010 | Unregistered CommenterMe

Daredevil and Elektra vs Modesty Blaise and Willie Garvin!

December 7, 2010 | Unregistered CommenterJenny Creed

Ultimate Showdown Mr. Rogers v. gritty steampunk reboot Sesame Street characters


And I might as well try a hand-grenade throwing championship between the Thundercats and the Star Wars cast. The conditions are that you have to choose which team would win, and who the overall MVP would be.

January 7, 2011 | Unregistered CommenterDisturbed

Chessboxing: Mr. Rogers. buff enough to swing a sword, and even gritty reboot Sesame Street is still more "elementary knowledge" than "chess." Rogers always came off as smarter.

Grenades: If force-using is allowed, Star Wars wins. This is assuming an equal number of them is chosen. If it's a round-robin format, Thundercats would win, since they would have skilled throwers repeatedly beating the vast hordes of random useless star-warsians. Either way, Yoda is the overall MVP.

Battle Royale: All US Presidents at the prime of life- who is the last man standing?

January 26, 2011 | Unregistered CommenterLuke

Tie between Andrew Jackson and Teddy Roosevelt, who would die with their hands at the others throat.

Power Rangers style giant robot battle, Karl Marx vs. Groucho of the same name.

January 27, 2011 | Unregistered CommenterDisturbed

^Teddy Roosevelt.

Papa Smurf vs. Gandalf, staring contest

February 27, 2011 | Unregistered CommenterConner

"Power Rangers style giant robot battle, Karl Marx vs. Groucho of the same name."

Groucho had the better mustache.

"Papa Smurf vs. Gandalf, staring contest."

Papa Smurf, with those dead, shark-like eyes of his.

Scott, I loved the comparison of Dick Cheney to Blaster!

March 31, 2011 | Unregistered CommenterByron Black

@Luke: Theodore Roosevelt.

Darth Vader versus Darth Hideous Sidious. In a fair fight, before either of them had been beaten up.

April 26, 2011 | Unregistered CommenterOrbrunner

Clint Eastwood, only because chuck would laugh so hard his lungs fell out. if Chuck Noris were blind folded the threat of laughing to death would not be a problem and he would win hands down.

July 3, 2011 | Unregistered Commenter1800laugh90

Vader, if he's clever. Metal in suit = conductor. Find a good ground and Force Lightning becomes useless.

Solid Snake Vs. Adam Jensen, armwrestling.

August 12, 2011 | Unregistered CommenterWaladil

Panel 3 confused me for a few seconds. Then I realized that the "Thing" in question was from the comic books, and not from the John Carpenter movie.

Of course, this raises the obvious question:

The Thing vs. The Thing?

September 2, 2011 | Unregistered CommenterKwakerjak

Captain Pike vs Stephen Hawking in a marathon?

oh... wait...

February 7, 2012 | Unregistered CommenterDarth GTB

Andrew Jackson, no contest. Though an interesting sub-battle would be Abraham Lincoln vs. Teddy Roosevelt.

Scuba Wrestling: George Clooney vs. Nicolas Cage.

March 16, 2012 | Unregistered CommenterJimDJ

Scuba Wrestling: Neither and they both run out of oxygen. Win-Win!
Scoobie Do v. Marmaduke - Slam Dunk contest?

June 26, 2012 | Unregistered CommenterBeardo

Marmaduke. Unless Scooby snacks are involved, in which case Scooby edges him out.

Katie Couric vs. Ellen Degeneres - Halo head-to-head

September 30, 2012 | Unregistered CommenterTom
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