Join the Basic Instructions Subscription Service!
Or, please consider donating just a little something to help keep Basic Instructions going.
NINJA VS PIRATE
Rabid Lemur vs. Delusional Ocelot
ninja if it's a fair fight. lemur unless the ocelot hits the one in the middle.chuby checker vs. fats domino in jello?
Gordo deChessbishop for the win!
And in a fight between a Pirate and a Ninja, there is no fair fight.
mullet boss vs. captain pike, playing charades!
Fox vs. Marth, no items, Final Destination?
I've made a card game of "Who Would Win?" and it is available now at gorillaboardgames.com110 characters 110 events 20 second timer and one page of rules that add just enough structure to make a real game of it. Okay, so it's kind of a silly game but it is a game.
Naruto with sage mode and raseshuriken vs. Goku
My alcoholic friends and I have spent many many hours doing this off the top of our heads, pretty sure I wouldn't pay for it.
fox would win as long as the player wasnt stupid enough to run off the edge. Another Rob is right, pirate and ninja the winner is whoever gets the drop. naruto vs. goku isnt a fair fight because dragonballz doesnt have any rules really, the fights are just pure whoever really really wants to win
Easy, Goku would beat naruto no MATTER what. kid goku could take naruto. naruto is buff, but goku is INSANE!
Godzilla vs The Mighty Morphin Power Rangers, Mega Zord allowed.Go.
Godzilla, because of atomic melting breath and lack of time wasting faux-martial arts poses, (although the Power Rangers get points from their guitar heavy music.)
Genghis Khan vs Nobunaga Oda.
Nobunaga Oda simply because I like his name more...A deranged Clown with a knife vs. 12 toddlers trained in Kung Fu, in spelling bee.
12 toddlers, because they can't teach spelling worth crap in clown college. Mario vs Master Chief, Banjo Deul.
Mario. I wouldn't be surprised if he had a Super Mario Banjo game
Zero Suit Samus vs Lara Croft, Swim Suit Contest
Borat vs GWB, Cringe Factor contest.
The car on Knight Rider was KITT... yes I'm being picky, shut up :P
@Icalasari when that happens, we all win.
Chuck Norris vs Clint Eastwood
Daredevil and Elektra vs Modesty Blaise and Willie Garvin!
Ultimate Showdown Mr. Rogers v. gritty steampunk reboot Sesame Street characters
And I might as well try a hand-grenade throwing championship between the Thundercats and the Star Wars cast. The conditions are that you have to choose which team would win, and who the overall MVP would be.
Chessboxing: Mr. Rogers. buff enough to swing a sword, and even gritty reboot Sesame Street is still more "elementary knowledge" than "chess." Rogers always came off as smarter.
Grenades: If force-using is allowed, Star Wars wins. This is assuming an equal number of them is chosen. If it's a round-robin format, Thundercats would win, since they would have skilled throwers repeatedly beating the vast hordes of random useless star-warsians. Either way, Yoda is the overall MVP.
Battle Royale: All US Presidents at the prime of life- who is the last man standing?
Tie between Andrew Jackson and Teddy Roosevelt, who would die with their hands at the others throat.
Power Rangers style giant robot battle, Karl Marx vs. Groucho of the same name.
Papa Smurf vs. Gandalf, staring contest
"Power Rangers style giant robot battle, Karl Marx vs. Groucho of the same name."
Groucho had the better mustache.
"Papa Smurf vs. Gandalf, staring contest."
Papa Smurf, with those dead, shark-like eyes of his.
Scott, I loved the comparison of Dick Cheney to Blaster!
@Luke: Theodore Roosevelt.
Darth Vader versus Darth Hideous Sidious. In a fair fight, before either of them had been beaten up.
Clint Eastwood, only because chuck would laugh so hard his lungs fell out. if Chuck Noris were blind folded the threat of laughing to death would not be a problem and he would win hands down.
Vader, if he's clever. Metal in suit = conductor. Find a good ground and Force Lightning becomes useless.
Solid Snake Vs. Adam Jensen, armwrestling.
Panel 3 confused me for a few seconds. Then I realized that the "Thing" in question was from the comic books, and not from the John Carpenter movie.
Of course, this raises the obvious question:
The Thing vs. The Thing?
Captain Pike vs Stephen Hawking in a marathon?
Andrew Jackson, no contest. Though an interesting sub-battle would be Abraham Lincoln vs. Teddy Roosevelt.
Scuba Wrestling: George Clooney vs. Nicolas Cage.
Scuba Wrestling: Neither and they both run out of oxygen. Win-Win!Scoobie Do v. Marmaduke - Slam Dunk contest?
Marmaduke. Unless Scooby snacks are involved, in which case Scooby edges him out.
Katie Couric vs. Ellen Degeneres - Halo head-to-head
Notify me of follow-up comments via email.