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The last panel is the best way out. Your spouse is confused for the morning and you got the argument out of your system, and thus you will be bright and springy for the rest of your day.
Or maybe that's just me and my like of yelling-but-not-serious-yelling-like-I-don't-mean-it kind of arguments.
I like how you pulled a switch-a-roo in panel 1
Is that supposed to be a woman?
easy way: "you were mean. now i'm mad at you""fine, no sex for you!"
Definitely a man with lipstick.
Your wife looked a lot more rough back then...
Apparently my dad did exactly the first panel once. Took him all day to get over it.
There's NO WAY to deal with this kind of situation, as women are crazy, period. My plan is to always say "Ugh, hold on, I REALLY gotta take a poop."
That throws her train of thought, AND makes them leave the room in disgust simultaneously. If she comes back to try to finish a nonsensical argument, just stare unfocused into the middle distance.
I like your angrey face. It's funny
I don't have a 'spouse' as of yet but my friend says things like this to me and I am left reeling in shock at the stupidity of her ideas. Do dreams constitute as something I might do in real life? (Though...my dreams tend to predict the future a week ahead..)
But...battle craziness with craziness....I like it! I can almost see it now....*futureback*Friend: I had a dream last night. You snapped a branch from a tree and beat me death with it, then ate me while I was still alive. i don't like you anymoreMe: Well, I had a dream that you turned into dust and went away. Does that ever happen in real life? No.
Is this a thing? I swear I know multiple couples now where someone has been angry at the other for doing something in a dream
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