Have you heard this one about two tomatoes crossing the road?
There are two tomatoes crossing the road, right, and one of them gets run over by a car. The other one runs over and goes "Oh my God, are you okay?" And the first tomato stands up and brushes some dirt from his pants and says "I'm fine, I had a meatball in my pocket."
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Have you heard this one about two tomatoes crossing the road?
There are two tomatoes crossing the road, right, and one of them gets run over by a car. The other one runs over and goes "Oh my God, are you okay?"
And the first tomato stands up and brushes some dirt from his pants and says "I'm fine, I had a meatball in my pocket."
Is that like a 'No Soap, Radio!" thing?