How to Keep Your Christmas Gift Secret

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Reader Comments (12)

Snowman Scott will haunt my dreams...

March 17, 2009 | Unregistered CommenterInfinity's Dice

I, for one, welcome our new snowman scott overlord.

May 13, 2009 | Unregistered CommenterDaniel

I refuse to back a snowman overlord simply on the grounds that a heat lamp could kill him...

February 22, 2010 | Unregistered CommenterPaul

All hail the almighty heat lamp!

April 8, 2010 | Unregistered CommenterZendricks

But when the heat lamp needs a new bulb or its power source stops working, what then? WHAT THEN?!!!

I say worship the sun, the Great Heat Lamp in the Sky.

July 6, 2010 | Unregistered CommenterBEC3

Obviously when the heat lamp bulb breaks you worship the convenience store, the Giver of Bulbs.

Alternatively, the power company, the Giver of Power.

July 12, 2010 | Unregistered CommenterDoc

Snowman Scott is Watching you

Now I'm off for my Two-Minute hate, curse you giant heat-lamp!

July 31, 2010 | Unregistered CommenterPog

I make my gf gifts :3

August 28, 2010 | Unregistered CommenterIcalasari

According to your gf, snowballs thrown from a hiding place make for bad gift ideas my friend. Step it up!

September 16, 2010 | Unregistered CommenterNotSoCuddly

Am I the only one who heard "Secrets and Lies" to the old Christmas special tune "Silver and Gold?"

November 18, 2010 | Unregistered CommenterStewart

@Stewart: i'm pretty sure that was the point :)

January 4, 2011 | Unregistered Commentercherbear

As a band nerd who has to march in the hot sun all day, I am very opposed to the heat lamp in the sky.
All Hail Snowscott!!! The marching band is your new army!

August 28, 2012 | Unregistered CommenterZanyCoco
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