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Snowman Scott will haunt my dreams...
I, for one, welcome our new snowman scott overlord.
I refuse to back a snowman overlord simply on the grounds that a heat lamp could kill him...
All hail the almighty heat lamp!
But when the heat lamp needs a new bulb or its power source stops working, what then? WHAT THEN?!!!
I say worship the sun, the Great Heat Lamp in the Sky.
Obviously when the heat lamp bulb breaks you worship the convenience store, the Giver of Bulbs.
Alternatively, the power company, the Giver of Power.
Snowman Scott is Watching you
Now I'm off for my Two-Minute hate, curse you giant heat-lamp!
I make my gf gifts :3
According to your gf, snowballs thrown from a hiding place make for bad gift ideas my friend. Step it up!
Am I the only one who heard "Secrets and Lies" to the old Christmas special tune "Silver and Gold?"
@Stewart: i'm pretty sure that was the point :)
As a band nerd who has to march in the hot sun all day, I am very opposed to the heat lamp in the sky.IT IS EVIL All Hail Snowscott!!! The marching band is your new army!
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