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(I went back in the archives and found this one, just so I could comment on it.)
I love this comic; I've been saying for years the choices of sprog-display are always either Kuato or Master-Blaster. Foolish me, thinking I made it up.
The Snugli thingy can also make the sprog look like a Xenomorph Chestburster, especially if the wearer is moaning "Kill me, kill me now!"
I am astounded that there are others that were inspired to look back in time to the classics... correct me if I am wrong, but are we talking about The Running Man or ... that martian one when he was a spy with amnesia?
Bobo - It's "Total Recall" AKA the martian one where AHnold shoots Sharon Stone between the eyes and says "consida dat a divorwce"
yeah, the running man is the one where stephen king should have gone on a 3 month crystal meth bender then killed anyone who had anything to do with making that hideous adaptation of his story.
The baby in the last panel is doing the "evil rubbing hands together" thing. This made me laugh.
The first panel made me laugh hysterically.
Me, too... I laughed so hard at the first panel, I didn't even get to the rest of the strip for a few minutes. I'd suggest making that one into a t-shirt. (Don't know how much respect I'd get--or lose--for wearing it, though.)
At first, I read the third panel wrong, and I was thinking, "Being high is good for anyone's self-esteem!"
el oh el!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Quade......start the reactor......
TRACTION DOES NOT WORK THAT WAY
I think i fancy mullet boss... i have yet to discover why exactly
It ought to be Brooch, rather than broach (which means to puncture, or to open as in to broach a cask)
1st and 4th panels are full of concentrated win. They both made me laugh
Push it out of some mud? Oh come now Mr. My Daily Comic Relief... You do yourself a disservice playing it safe in such a manner. For shame!
I would be proud to be the father of Kuato. He was intelligent, understanding, and had a golden voice. I think he and I could have a great lounge act.
Who runs Barter Town?
Master Blaster WHAT?
(Master spits up into back of Blaster's head)
IMHO: Scott's line in panel 1 = exactly what's wrong with 'Merica.
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