How to Find the Bright Side
For my eulogy, I want someone to solemnly recite the lyrics to the theme song from Thunderball (by the late, great John Barry), reworded to be in the past tense.
He always (ran) while others (walked);
(He’d act) while other men just (talked).
They (called) him the winner who (took) all;
And (he’d strike) like Thunderball
He (knew) the meaning of success;
His needs (were) more so he (gave) less.
He (looked) at this world and (wanted) it all;
Then (he’d strike) like Thunderball
Any woman he (wanted, he'd) get;
He (would) break any heart without regret
His days of asking are all gone;
His fight goes on, and on, and on.
But he (thought) that the fight (was) worth it all;
So (he’d strike) like Thunderball...