How to Manage Your Expectations

Mike Wolfe and Frank Fritz from American Pickers are fighting, and Frank’s no longer on the show. Also, Bam Margera is suing to keep the next Jackass movie from ever getting released because he isn’t in it. My first thought was that Frank and Bam should do something together, like a show where Frank buys an antique, then Bam smashes it over his own head or something. Now I think it would be more interesting if the two shows simply trade. Send Bam out driving around rural America in a van with Mike Wolfe for days on end looking through old barns, and let Frank get launched out of a giant slingshot into a pool full of lube. I don’t know which of them would find it more unpleasant, but I’d love to watch both of those shows and find out.

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