How to Recast a Superhero
Apparently Michael Keaton is coming back as Batman in the next Flash movie, which they’re making as I write this. I hope they have to go to Arkham Asylum and question Jack Nicholson’s Joker. I know there’s a continuity problem with that, but I propose the following dialog to fix it.
Flash – He’s still alive? I thought he fell to his death.
Batman – He faked his death.
Joker – That actually fooled you?! It was all done with toy helicopters and cartoons!