How to Point Out Something So Large That People Don't Notice It

Actually, Patrick Stewart owned a hairpiece, and wore it for some of his Picard auditions. Also, for many years, he had (it makes me shudder just to type this) a comb-over. Apparently, it was a particularly unconvincing one.

One night, some friends of his invited him over for dinner and ambushed him. They held his arms down and cut the combover off over his protests. Usually, I would be dead-set against people doing that to another person, forcibly robbing them of their autonomy to do something irreversible they know he does not want, but I feel strongly enough about comb-overs that I have trouble condemning his friends in this case.

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