How to Communicate Poorly
I did eventually buy two oversized novelty coins, just for this purpose. Here is photographic proof.
Or do I just have the world’s smallest cat? You can’t really know for sure!
My favorite thing about the coins is that they are both the same size, so if I take a picture of them together, the viewer would assume I either have a very small quarter or a slightly large penny, never suspecting that both coins are huge. It’s diabolical!
Useless, but diabolical!