How to Let Someone in on a Secret

Some of you may be wondering: if mustachioed pugilism is the white man’s martial art, why didn’t they ever make mustachioed pugilism movies? My answer would be to ask you to watch any Burt Reynolds movie from the late ’70s or early ’80s and wait for the inevitable barroom brawl.

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