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If I’d had unlimited funds when I was fourteen, I would have totally doused myself in Drakkar Noir. I also would have worn a Members Only jacket, gradient tinted aviators, fingerless gloves, and had Falco blasting from the headrest speakers of my Pontiac Fiero.

In a word, I would have looked “rad.”

In retrospect, girls still would have found me as repellent as they already did at that age, but for different reasons.

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