How to Tell a Tale of Suspense

The only difference between the story as presented and the story as it happened is that I’m the one who spilled the grease, forgot I had a screen protector, and gouged it with a razor blade.

The only reason I can think of that I would have switched it to Ric is that I was embarrassed, which was clearly more than reason enough.

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