How to Increase a City's Tourism

Reno: Where the decent people won’t see what you’re up to.

Reno: A vacation you’ll talk about for years to come, at AA meetings.

Reno: Maybe you’ll win enough for a ticket to Vegas!

I could keep doing this all day.

HGTV is currently inundated with shows about renovating houses. In most of the titles they shorten the word “renovation” to “reno,” which always makes me think the show takes place in Reno.

Of course, there is no show called “Reno Reno.” The before segments would be too depressing.

“There’s a hole in the wall because the former owner sold the fireplace bricks to pay his outstanding brothel bill.”

“The hardwood floors are in pretty rough shape, but those bloodstains should sand right out.”

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