How to Assert Your Beliefs

I picture a special device, similar to a tricorder, where you’d press an electrode or a lens or something to an object to scientifically measure how brown it is. There’d be a dial on the front with various readings, ranging from “not brown,” to “hardly brown at all,” all the way past “quite brown indeed,” to “absolute brown.”

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