How to Explain Why You Haven't Put Someone in Your Comic Strip

In retrospect, I feel bad that I subtly suggested that I consider “water sports” to be a hideous perversion. It’s not anything I’m interested in, but if that’s your thing, and you keep it among consenting adults, who am I to judge?

I feel no remorse about my treatment of my older brother. For the record, he seemed more irritated about the handlebar mustache than the urine.

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