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I’ve always thought that it would be cool to have a themed wedding based on the end credits of The Adventures of Buckaroo Banzai Across the Eighth Dimension, which may just prove that my definition of the word “cool” is a bit off. Of course, you’d have to hold your wedding in a paved drainage canal, but then again, if your bride-to-be agreed to your best man wearing a jacket with no shirt underneath, she’ll probably agree to anything.

You might have better luck with a wedding themed after the end credits of The Life Aquatic with Steve Zissou instead, as it’s the same exact thing, except that it’s by the water, and they end up on a boat, which would be a great place to hold the reception.

Note from Missy: the only issue being that both of those end credits only have one woman in them, and the day there’s a wedding where the only woman involved is the bride is a day I’ll eat my hat. (Side note: dammit, Hollywood, can we get over the single-woman-in-a-sausage-fest-movie trope already?)

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