How to Explain Yourself

People seem confounded by my spelling of an anguished cry of alarm: “Bgdaaa!” The way I picture it, the B, G, and D all come out almost at once as an inarticulate cluster of consonants.

I will admit that in the most recent season of the Venture Brothers, when people were confused by the Monarch’s idiosyncratic phonetic spelling of evil laughter (MRUU-HAHA!), I was delighted that the Monarch and I had something in common.

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