How to Maintain a Peaceful Break Room

I just read about a meme in which people improve the open lines of books by following them with the line “And then the murders began.”

Take the opening line of Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas:

“We were somewhere around Barstow on the edge of the desert when the drugs began to take hold. And then the murders began.”

I would argue that one could also improve almost any book by doing the same thing with Jenkins’ line of dialog from the second panel.

“We were somewhere around Barstow on the edge of the desert when the drugs began to take hold. And then the boobs come out.”

Also, thinking about this comic, I’d be surprised if there isn’t a subgenre of erotic literature made up of stories that take place immediately after the rapture.

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