How to Quit Drinking Caffeine

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I’m off caffeine now. I miss it every day.

I had quit more than once before, but there’d always be a day when I was asleep on my feet, and I’d have a Dr Pepper “for medicinal purposes.” That would be the start of a full-on caffeine bender that ended with me coming home from Costco with a case of pop and two pounds of coffee beans.

This is why I’ve never tried any illegal drugs. My experience with the legal ones has not set a good precedent.

Note from Missy: Now he gets a three-pound bag of decaffeinated coffee beans at Costco. Health food!

 

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