How to Simplify a Task — Basic Instructions

I have an electric toothbrush. I use it twice a day. I’d like to say that I do this because it’s good for me, but if I’m being honest, it’s more likely because I get to use my fancy electric toothbrush.

I have this theory that men are more likely to go for anything if it involves a power tool. That would certainly explain why the only form of house cleaning I can manage any sort of enthusiasm for is vacuuming.

I see there’s some sort of electrified flossing machine available too, but I fear that might be a bridge too far. I’m easily distracted, and I’d hate to see what it could do to your gums if one of those bad boys got away from you.

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