How to Cope When You're Feeling Old

Yes, that is a drawing of my mother, and no, she doesn’t really ride a scooter everywhere. We would just rent her one when she’d come to visit us and we’d go to Walt Disney World.

I am a HUGE fan of renting the slowest member of your party a scooter when you visit any vary large theme park. Yes, it costs extra, but the benefits outweigh the cost. The scooter allows the slowest member of the party to effortlessly keep up, gives the entire party a chair that travels with them, and gives the most physically feeble person in your group the super-human ability to carry everyone’s coat, multiple purses, and a cooler.

I know that sounds as if I’m advocating using your elderly parents as beasts of burden, but that’s not the case. I’m advocating using them drivers. The vehicle hauls all of the cargo. They’re basically just like Han Solo! Who doesn’t think that’s cool?

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