How to Keep a Secret — Basic Instructions

I have never regretted shaving my head. I’ve regretted the fact that it was necessary, but I’ve never regretted doing it once it became necessary. If you’re a man, and you’re bald or going bald, I highly suggest shaving it or at least cutting what hair you have super short. Own your baldness. Attempting to hide it only advertises the fact that you’re embarrassed.

Think about it this way, if you chose to just shave it and get on with your life you’ll be following in the footsteps of: Yul Brynner, Telly Savalas, Ed Harris, Bruce Willis, Patrick Stewart, Vin Diesel, Dave Bautista, and Dwayne “The Rock” Johnson. Not bad company, from a raw masculinity point of view.

If you go the wigs, surgeries, and comb over route, I’m not going to name the people you’re emulating, but the fact that I don’t have to should tell you exactly how effective those methods are.

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