How to Win a Game of Risk — Basic Instructions

All right. I think this is a little more like it. Four panels, four jokes, and they seem like they could have occurred in the order presented. This strip is, sadly, based on a real experience. One of my old standup comedy buddies invited a few of us over for a game of Risk, then put some hardcore pornography on as background entertainment. I won handily because I could concentrate on the game, as my back was to the screen.

I wonder if we could defeat ISIS by deploying blimps that display distracting pornography over the battlefield.

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