It’s not just a shirt, it’s a mind-bending puzzle that will confound all those who see it. The Infini-Tee process has two steps:

Step 1: You prepay a flat fee of $30 and email me a photo to scott@basicinstructions.net. Please download and read the photo guidelines pdf. In return you will receive a jpg of your portrait and a URL.

Step 2: the URL will lead to the online store where you can purchase you customized Infini-Tee, which will cost between $20 and $30, depending on your specifications (shirt style, etc. Please note: Infini-Tees are only available in black.).

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It is 150 pages, with a special full-color section, full of weird surprises.

119 more pages of sarcasm, more insults, and more unnecessary hyphens.

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No, it's not cheap, but let's be clear about what you're getting. This is not just some jpg file I'm e-mailing to a disinterested third person so they can slap it into the cheapest frame at officeMax and mail to you in an envelope. You specify what comic you want, ANY Basic Instructions on the site. I will personally oversee it's printing on acid free-paper, sign it, and have it custom framed. The $250 also includes shipping anywhere in the continental U.S..

The finished product is 13 inches square. The default color scheme is a brushed metal frame with a black mat, but a black frame with a white mat can be made available upon request.

If you want a signed framed print, but are not in the Continental U.S., please e-mail me. We can discuss shipping options.

Which comic would you like?

That’s right! I, Scott Meyer, will draw your portrait for you to use as an avatar on your favorite social networking website. You prepay a flat fee of $25 and send your favorite photo of yourself to basic.inst@gmail.com.

The higher the resolution of the photo, the better the end result will be. In return I’ll e-mail you a ZIP file containing copies of your portrait as a 500×500 PNG file. Note: All avatars will be in grayscale, and close-ups of the face, as avatars are displayed at about the size of a postage stamp.

In hopes of keeping this manageable, I am only accepting a limited number of orders at a time. Also, if I feel that the end result isn't going to be something that I or the cusomer will be happy with, I reserve the right to refund the fee and move on.

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