Novels by Scott Meyer!!

Scott’s debut novel, Off to Be the Wizard, was such a success that he’s been signed to a three-book deal by 47North, Amazon.com’s sci-fi/fantasy imprint. The new 2nd edition is now available in paper, Kindle, and audiobook.

The second book in the Magic 2.0 series, Spell or High Water, is also available on Amazon.com (There's the paper book, the audiobook, and a Kindle version).

Book 3 in the Magic 2.0 series, An Unwelcome Quest, is now available on Amazon.com (There's the paper book, the audiobook, and a Kindle version).

Off to Be the Wizard - 2nd Edition spell-47 An Unwelcome Quest

How creepy is this?

Smart Phone Apps!!

Why not check out the free Android app, the paid Android app, or the free iPhone app?

Basic 

Instructions Book 4

Dignified Hedonism

The fourth Basic Instructions collection. It is both larger, and more full of sarcastic wit, much like me as I age.

It is a full 147 pages, with commentaries.


Digital Download: $4.99, One ZIP file containing 2 PDF files, one print quality, the other tailored for memory-restrictive devices.

Available here!
Unsigned Paper Copy: $9.99.

Available here!
Signed Paper Copies: US Residents: $20, includes Priority Mail (2-5 days delivery time).

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Signed Paper Copies: Canada/Mexico: $35, includes Priority Mail International (6-10 days delivery time).

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Signed Paper Copies: All other countries: $39, includes Priority Mail International (6-10 days delivery time).

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Basic 

Instructions Book 3

Signed copy of "The Curse of the Masking Tape Mummy"

My third book, "The Curse of the Masking Tape Mummy" costs a little more because it is a little more!

It is a full 150 pages, with a special full-color section, full of weird surprises.


US Residents: $25, includes Priority Mail (2-5 days delivery time).

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Canada/Mexico: $40, includes Priority Mail International (6-10 days delivery time).

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All other countries: $44, includes Priority Mail International (6-10 days delivery time).

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Basic Instructions: 

90% Recycled Art Signed copy of “Made with 90% Recycled Art”

119 more pages of sarcasm, more insults, and more unnecessary hyphens, hand-signed by the author in his own more shaky scrawl.


US Residents: $20, includes Priority Mail (2-5 days delivery time).

To whom do you want it signed?

Canada/Mexico: $35, includes Priority Mail International (6-10 days delivery time).

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All other countries: $39, includes Priority Mail International (6-10 days delivery time).

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Basic Instructions: 

Help Is on the Way Signed copy of “Help Is on the Way”

119 pages of sarcasm, insults, and unnecessary hyphens, hand-signed by the author in his own shaky scrawl.


US Residents: $20, includes Priority Mail (2-5 days delivery time).

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Canada/Mexico: $35, includes Priority Mail International (6-10 days delivery time).

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All other countries: $39, includes Priority Mail International (6-10 days delivery time).

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Basic Instructions: Help Is on the Way Basic Instructions: Made with 90% Recycled art Basic 

Instructions: Curse of the Masking-Tape Mummy Basic 

Instructions: Dignified Hedonism The Four-Signed-Book package deal!

545 pages in total! That's a whole lot of sarcasm, insults, and unnecessary hyphens, hand-signed FOUR TIMES by the author in his own shaky scrawl. Compare the scrawls side by side! Could his handwriting be getting worse?


US Residents: $70, includes Priority Mail (2-5 days delivery time).

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Canada/Mexico: $85, includes Priority Mail International (6-10 days delivery time).

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All other countries: $89, includes Priority Mail International (6-10 days delivery time).

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Framed Signed Basic 

Instructions Print

Signed Framed Print

No, it's not cheap, but let's be clear about what you're getting. This is not just some jpg file I'm e-mailing to a disinterested third person so they can slap it into the cheapest frame at officeMax and mail to you in an envelope. You specify what comic you want, ANY Basic Instructions on the site. I will personally oversee its printing on acid free-paper, sign it, and have it custom framed. The $250 also includes shipping anywhere in the continental U.S..

The finished product is 13 inches square. The default color scheme is a brushed metal frame with a black mat, but a black frame with a white mat can be made available upon request.

If you want a signed framed print, but are not in the Continental U.S., please e-mail me. We can discuss shipping options.

Which comic would you like?

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