Do I always lose because I'm 5'3?
May I suggest a nipple slip for Rick.
Yes, as a matter of fact commenting on the copyright date IS my only reason for existing....
I love panel 2.
"if Alan was 25, jobless, afraid to drive and a virgin!!"
You're telling us this in a public... uh... anonymous comment.
So you've really never had extra-marital sex? Are you aware that you aren't required to?
I worry about what you mean by "pulling the plug". Several ways. Is it the virgin thing? No, that doesn't compute.
I think you have it pretty good. And did you see Friday's comic? About "Moby-Dick"? (Which is a book.)
There's always the "falling into the pit of success"-option....
Huh, I think there was an episode of "The Addams Family" cartoon series in the '90s that dealt with that logic bomb. If your GOAL is to fail, does succeeding to do so make it a failure or success?