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Do I always lose because I'm 5'3?
May I suggest a nipple slip for Rick.
Yes, as a matter of fact commenting on the copyright date IS my only reason for existing....
I love panel 2.
"if Alan was 25, jobless, afraid to drive and a virgin!!"
You're telling us this in a public... uh... anonymous comment.
So you've really never had extra-marital sex? Are you aware that you aren't required to?
I worry about what you mean by "pulling the plug". Several ways. Is it the virgin thing? No, that doesn't compute.
I think you have it pretty good. And did you see Friday's comic? About "Moby-Dick"? (Which is a book.)
There's always the "falling into the pit of success"-option....
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