How to Make Fun of the Opposite Sex

I'm considering doing an event in Seattle in late March/Early april. It'd be a book signing / Presentation / Q&A. Missy, Ric and many other familiar faces would be in attendance.
I would be there also.
There'd be a small door charge to help cover travel costs and such. If you're in the Greater Seattle Metroplex, and would be interested in attending such a thing, please say so in the comments below. I'm just trying to see if the whole thing is feasible.
Thanks!


December 27, 2011
Reader Comments (62)
Admit it: how many here immediately googled "sexy uncle sam"?
I am in NYC.
By any chance could you livestream it? I would pay the door charge to see that. Too bad I didnt know about this earlier I could have grown a Mullet and protested outside of the event. "Mullet-Men of the world unite!" What good is an event without a protest?
Of course women are impressed by men in heels. In fact, that is what Texas is for: a place where the everyday man is considered masculine while wearing heels. They call them cowboy boots, though very few people who wear cowboy boots are actual cowboys, and most of them are in New Mexico.
A severe lack of stirrups, a bountiful supply of stirrup mates.
Texas: you don't ask why, and they don't tell.
Come to Australia instead!
I would totally go to the Seattle event.
Los Angeles, please. I'll host the event.
Seattle event? Color me there!
I'm actually in Portland, OR, and I'd brave a three-hour road trip to attend that event.
Seattle is too far unfortunately, but Millersville, PA would love to have you!
An event in Seattle is highly relevant to my interests. Make it so.
In reply to a previous comment, Scott wrote: "I've eaten friend mushrooms at Zip's"
Is that like Soylent Green?
If you could guarantee that Rick would be there, ! would drive up from Las Vegas to be there for the event!
Note from Scott: It wouldn't be an event if Rick weren't there.</B>
Add another vote for Seattle area. I'd recommend 3rd place books in Lake Forest Park if you do not yet have a venue.
3rd Place (Books) seconded. Hah! See what I did there?
Great comic, as always! I would be willing to take a vacation to head out to the book signing, let me know the when and where.
I live around Seattle and I'd definitely be in. Just comparing the actual humans to their outlined selves would be worth the cost of admission.
> event in Seattle
sorry, too far from my corner of the world--I'd have to start carving that dugout right now to arrive in time.
> first panel
Roissy from DC aka Heartiste would have a comment on that, or two.
When a woman wears high heels, her leg muscles are accentuated, making them more sexy and noticeable. If a woman wears pants while wearing high heels, probably she is trying to look professional. And/or when she walks while wearing high heels, a woman swings her hips and struts a little more - as well as increasing her height. (All that in addition to the popular and fashion cultures, which influence how women feel about themselves and perceive themselves.)
Hope it's on a Saturday Afternoon - I'll be driving down from Vancouver Canada
I live near Seattle and would love to attend an event. Seems like hilarity would ensue quite nicely.
Just stumbled across this, and it would be GREAT if you came to Seattle! I'm there.
Much to my "surprise" it wasn't all that sexy.