Do you have any fan girls yet? If not, may I volunteer to be the first? I'm thinking tee shirts, a little tasteful stalking here and there, maybe a website later on...
I still think its almost funny how real life situations can apply to this comic perfectly. I have, I admit, done a few things at work where in order to hide the work I didn't do, I did more work to cover it up than would have been required to the work in the first place.
I'm also guilty of making PowerPoints with twelve slides of nonsensical fluff and three slides or less of actual usable material.
Been reading your comic for a long time, and I'm very glad you decided to reuse the "Your hide will make a fine poncho" face. Makes me crack up every time I see it. Keep up the good work!
To everyone who says panel 3 should be a shirt... it is, and has been for quite a while since the first time Scott published that picture. Check the store link at the top of the page and pick one up!
I used to use that same method (see panel 3) to teach a lab back in college. My calm slow voice early on a Tuesday morning would put about a third of them out!
I just realized that the "Your hide will make a fine poncho" face is the same that the AZ shooter has in his mugshot. Honestly I think that actually improves the creepiness.
January 9, 2011
Reader Comments (82)
LOVE the crazy-eyes.
I'm so very creeped out by panel 3.
Bullet points with pointing finger! Classic!
Holy carp that's hilarious!! The third panel may be the most hilarious thing I've ever seen...seriously, I would wear that on a shirt.
PS: Yes, I meant carp.
hahah 3rd slide.
Oh my gosh! The pelt for a poncho face! And the stupid chair pumped up to its highest. The main thing is, my kids and I are laughing.
Creeeepy face in the third panel
Upon the second read it is much funnier!
That is the least intimidating chair that I've ever seen.
New signature:
NEG POTENTIAL?
MAXIMIZED!
Panel 3: What has been seen cannot be unseen!
It took me a minute to stop laughing and be able to actually read the words in panel 3.
Love the face in the third pic. XD
It's a little freaky...
Do you have any fan girls yet? If not, may I volunteer to be the first? I'm thinking tee shirts, a little tasteful stalking here and there, maybe a website later on...
"Veeeery sleeeepy!"
This zombie face is so hilarious.
I guess, when I'm done laughing I'm gonna fall asleep out of exhaustion ...
Sleeeeepy. Veeeeeeeeeery Sleeeeeepy. That face would keep me awake or haunt my nightmares though.
PAnel 3: Your skin will make a fine poncho! The tall chair in panel 4 is genius!
The 'your hide will make a fine poncho' face! Yaaaay! :D
Fantastic! I'm at work right now 'maximising my negative potential'.
I find the tall chair and the crazy eyes to be my favorite parts.
That third panel is the scariest and funniest thing I've seen for a long while.
I'm the first one to post? awesome!
I still think its almost funny how real life situations can apply to this comic perfectly. I have, I admit, done a few things at work where in order to hide the work I didn't do, I did more work to cover it up than would have been required to the work in the first place.
I'm also guilty of making PowerPoints with twelve slides of nonsensical fluff and three slides or less of actual usable material.
3rd panel is priceless. Cracked me up so bad.
Efficiencies?
Streamlined!
I will use this in my next worthless status meeting. I've already got the crazy, "I will eat your liver with fava beans" grin from the 3rd panel down.
Been reading your comic for a long time, and I'm very glad you decided to reuse the "Your hide will make a fine poncho" face. Makes me crack up every time I see it. Keep up the good work!
Is that the "your hide will make a fine poncho" face in the third panel?
Soften him up with doughnuts.
That is a fantastic chair, I want one.
You've earned our appreciation by streamling the jokes and maximizing the negative spelling, and making us LOL, veeeeery ROTFLMAO.
You've put the same amount of attention into the artwork, with roughly the same result.
Keep up the gr8 work!
Love Scott's eyes in #3. And excellent punchline in #4.
That said, streamlined efficiencies should be part of every sales powerpoint presentation.
that's the "your hide will make a fine poncho"face from how to smile you cant fool me
This is a genuine LOL. Third panel especially.
I have been lurking here for a while, and I wanted to post to say I always enjoy your comics. Thank you for making my weekdays a bit more hilarious :)
There are no words to describe the creepiness of panel three.
So... Tired...
I love the tall chair, very intimidating, especially when your legs swing freely, like a child, Lol, awesome strip especially the last frame.
i saw one of the other comments mention the need for the panel three face being on a shirt, and i second it. it would just be awesome
AHH Yes! The Fake Smile BI was the first one I ever read!
To everyone who says panel 3 should be a shirt... it is, and has been for quite a while since the first time Scott published that picture. Check the store link at the top of the page and pick one up!
I used to use that same method (see panel 3) to teach a lab back in college. My calm slow voice early on a Tuesday morning would put about a third of them out!
These are unbelievable. I hope you are making tons of money off this.
Are you getting a TV show? This is better than "Sh*t my Dad Says", by light years.
I just realized that the "Your hide will make a fine poncho" face is the same that the AZ shooter has in his mugshot. Honestly I think that actually improves the creepiness.