How to Justify Investing in Quality Merchandise

Hey, have I mentioned that the new Basic Instruction paid Android app, which has all of the comics and some cool extra features, is now available?

 

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Reader Comments (48)

"THERE WILL BE BLOOD!"
man, that's quite brilliant 8)

April 22, 2010 | Unregistered Commenterkalousx

In Terry Pratchett's 'Men At Arms', he uses the exact same concept, but with boots, creating the Boots theory (being that good boots are $50, bad ones that wear through in a few months are $10, and you can spend $100 on bad boots before the good ones even begin to show wear).
Since I read it the same day as this....anyway.

May 24, 2010 | Unregistered CommenterElkian

JUS! great comic, lmao @ 10,000 milliscorns, even if i get blood on it and THE WORLD'S GREATEST JUNK DRAWER! additionally, i agree 100% with the message of this comic and was just thinkin bout this the other day actually...and i own a space pen =D

June 17, 2010 | Unregistered CommenterRoy

If you don't have a degree in engineering then you are not qualified to use a ruler. (You are also not qualified to get this joke.)

July 7, 2010 | Unregistered CommenterRae

"I'm not qualified to use a ruler."
That line would make the greatest T-shirt EVER.

July 22, 2010 | Unregistered CommenterJennifer

You do realize that if you hold a ruler slightly diagonaly it will read a larger measurement not a smaller one.

February 1, 2011 | Unregistered CommenterDevor

Is the space pen a Seinfeld reference?

July 12, 2011 | Unregistered CommenterJared

I own a black Bullet own. I must have this ruler now. Where is it?

December 27, 2013 | Unregistered CommenterFisher Space Pen

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