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"THERE WILL BE BLOOD!"man, that's quite brilliant 8)
In Terry Pratchett's 'Men At Arms', he uses the exact same concept, but with boots, creating the Boots theory (being that good boots are $50, bad ones that wear through in a few months are $10, and you can spend $100 on bad boots before the good ones even begin to show wear). Since I read it the same day as this....anyway.
JUS! great comic, lmao @ 10,000 milliscorns, even if i get blood on it and THE WORLD'S GREATEST JUNK DRAWER! additionally, i agree 100% with the message of this comic and was just thinkin bout this the other day actually...and i own a space pen =D
If you don't have a degree in engineering then you are not qualified to use a ruler. (You are also not qualified to get this joke.)
"I'm not qualified to use a ruler."That line would make the greatest T-shirt EVER.
You do realize that if you hold a ruler slightly diagonaly it will read a larger measurement not a smaller one.
Is the space pen a Seinfeld reference?
I own a black Bullet own. I must have this ruler now. Where is it?
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