119 more pages of sarcasm, more insults, and more unnecessary hyphens, hand-signed by the author in his own more shaky scrawl.

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119 pages of sarcasm, insults, and unnecessary hyphens, hand-signed by the author in his own shaky scrawl.

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248 pages! That's a whole lot of sarcasm, insults, and unnecessary hyphens, hand-signed TWICE by the author in his own shaky scrawl. Compare the scrawls side by side! Could his handwriting be getting worse?

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