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Please help keep the instructions flowing with a small donation and in return you’ll receive as a thank you gift the Basic Instructions Clip Art Pack Volume 2: “Monsters, Moon-Men and … Misc!”

Just in time for Halloween 2009!
Or ridiculously early for Halloween 2010!
Either way’s fine by me!

Ten chillingly random images that will really give the audience of your PowerPoint presentation, newsletter or hastily-made Halloween party invitation something monstrous to think about.
Upon your donation, you will receive instructions for how to download the Clip-Art ZIP file via e-mail.

Basic Instructions: Help Is on the Way Signed copy of “Help Is on the Way”

119 pages of sarcasm, insults, and unnecessary hyphens, hand-signed by the author in his own shaky scrawl.

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