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I'm about to blow your mind...
Has it occurred to anyone that perhaps the reason that people are surprised to hear that their quiet neighbor is a serial killer is because he got caught? If they hadn't been caught, there would be no surprise. Because nobody would know.
May I suggest that the outgoing friendly types are simply not getting caught, perhaps because they are well adjusted and socially acceptable? Perhaps, just perhaps, there are a lot more serial killers out there living life undetected because they have friends. They don't seem to have anything to hide. Perhaps the most successful serial killers are also the most successful at life. Your best friend could be a mass murderer. Your local grocery store owner could have a freezer full of corpses. Your mailman could be carrying someone's head in a canvas bag.
Just think about that for a second.
Oh Matt, I wish you would be quiet and secretive with your observations. I'll never look at my mailman the same way again.
i do my best not to look at my mailman anyway...that could have something to do with this nearly overwhelming urge to add his elbows and face to my collection...
But Matt! The most successful people in life that I know are:Mark ZuckerbergSteve JobsBill GatesThe Google CEOs
That.... that means.... all those data mining... OH NO!
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