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There’s a game on Kickstarter right now that is in no way affiliated with me or my work, but in a lot of ways is pretty close to “Off to Be the Wizard: The Game.” It looks pretty cool!
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"Fasting will flush all the toxic preservatives out of my body." translates to English as "I have no idea how my body's digestive system works.
Although at least Jenkins is trying to something that is connected to the digestive system and thus requires at least a modicum of knowledge to counter. If he'd talked about "detoxing foot baths", all hope would be completely lost.
I think the closest game experience to "Off to be a Wizard" is Second Life scripting. Except for the time travel, which would be awesome.
Wow, so you're engendering rip-offs already? That's a true sign of success.
I feel like there was a missed opportunity here, if anyone has actually read into Columbus' lesser known activities.
Of course, Columbus was *wrong*. Everyone at the time knew the world was round, and they also knew that you couldn't provision ships with enough food and water to sail all the way to China, there was just too much Ocean.
Columbus, though, he decided to do his own calculations about the size (and shape!) of the Earth and decided that it was actually half the distance everyone else thought, so he could make it, just. He was completely wrong. If he hadn't hit the Americas he'd have starved to death long before getting anywhere near China.
One can eat organic foods, look for the USDA organic label, to avoid "toxic preservatives," GMOs, NGOs, HMOs, politicians and much of anything else that might not be good for you.
Socialtip: Whenever someone says anything about removing "toxins" I willfully hear "Dachshunds" It makes my laughter sound less condecending. Try it!
"You know who else they call crazy? Crazy people."
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