Basic Instructions

How to Recover When You've Made a Controversial Statement (rerun)

Scott Meyer — Thu, 02 Sep 2010 00:26:34 +0000

Thanks for your patience. The fresh comic buffer is now restored. We'll be back to normal next post.

How to Scare off Predators

Scott Meyer — Sun, 29 Aug 2010 20:24:09 +0000

How to Engage in Pre-Fight Smack Talk (Rerun)

Scott Meyer — Wed, 25 Aug 2010 22:24:26 +0000

Just a quick rerun to help get my posting schedule back to normal. Thanks for your patience.

How to Point Out What "They" Should Do

Scott Meyer — Sun, 22 Aug 2010 21:51:08 +0000

How to Get the Most from Your Shoes

Scott Meyer — Wed, 18 Aug 2010 22:47:47 +0000

Sadly, this is based on a true story. A story involving shoes, shoe Goo and a sharpie. I am all about class.

(Added 8-19) I AM WEARING PANTS IN PANEL 4!! It's not a great drawing, but that's what pants do when you affect that pose. Either I'm weating pants and they're wrinkling a bit, or my left inner thigh has shark gills. Take a picture of yourself in that pose and see if your pants hang well.

How to Endure the Company of an Idiot

Scott Meyer — Sun, 15 Aug 2010 20:46:26 +0000

How to Figure Out What Someone Means

Scott Meyer — Wed, 11 Aug 2010 22:28:09 +0000

How to Explain Your Spouse's Actions

Scott Meyer — Sun, 08 Aug 2010 23:51:23 +0000

How to Be a Futurist

Scott Meyer — Wed, 04 Aug 2010 23:47:07 +0000

How to Subtly Tell Someone That they Are Out of Line

Scott Meyer — Sun, 01 Aug 2010 22:01:19 +0000