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<p>I just want to be clear. This strip is meant solely as a joke. None of my readers owes me a thing.</p>
<p>That said, one of those Japanese toilet seats would be super-awesome!&nbsp;</p>]]></description><wfw:commentRss>http://basicinstructions.net/basic-instructions/rss-comments-entry-6973849.xml</wfw:commentRss></item><item><title>How to Construct an Informative Presentation</title><category>comic</category><dc:creator>Scott Meyer</dc:creator><pubDate>Mon, 08 Mar 2010 00:00:55 +0000</pubDate><link>http://basicinstructions.net/basic-instructions/2010/3/7/how-to-construct-an-informative-presentation.html</link><guid isPermaLink="false">466482:5264319:6940519</guid><description><![CDATA[<span class="full-image-block ssNonEditable"><span><img src="http://basicinstructions.net/storage/2010-03-07-presentation.gif?__SQUARESPACE_CACHEVERSION=1268041654092" alt=""/></span></span>]]></description><wfw:commentRss>http://basicinstructions.net/basic-instructions/rss-comments-entry-6940519.xml</wfw:commentRss></item><item><title>How to Innovate</title><category>comic</category><dc:creator>Scott Meyer</dc:creator><pubDate>Thu, 04 Mar 2010 01:17:11 +0000</pubDate><link>http://basicinstructions.net/basic-instructions/2010/3/3/how-to-innovate.html</link><guid isPermaLink="false">466482:5264319:6900756</guid><description><![CDATA[<span class="full-image-block ssNonEditable"><span><img src="http://basicinstructions.net/storage/2010-03-03-innovate.gif?__SQUARESPACE_CACHEVERSION=1267699299082" alt=""/></span></span>]]></description><wfw:commentRss>http://basicinstructions.net/basic-instructions/rss-comments-entry-6900756.xml</wfw:commentRss></item><item><title>How to Pose a Photo</title><category>comic</category><dc:creator>Scott Meyer</dc:creator><pubDate>Mon, 01 Mar 2010 00:51:44 +0000</pubDate><link>http://basicinstructions.net/basic-instructions/2010/2/28/how-to-pose-a-photo.html</link><guid isPermaLink="false">466482:5264319:6870307</guid><description><![CDATA[<span class="full-image-block ssNonEditable"><span><img src="http://basicinstructions.net/storage/2010-02-28-pose.gif?__SQUARESPACE_CACHEVERSION=1267404742239" alt=""/></span></span>]]></description><wfw:commentRss>http://basicinstructions.net/basic-instructions/rss-comments-entry-6870307.xml</wfw:commentRss></item><item><title>How to Be the Life of the Party</title><category>comic</category><dc:creator>Scott Meyer</dc:creator><pubDate>Wed, 24 Feb 2010 23:04:49 +0000</pubDate><link>http://basicinstructions.net/basic-instructions/2010/2/24/how-to-be-the-life-of-the-party.html</link><guid isPermaLink="false">466482:5264319:6822450</guid><description><![CDATA[<span class="full-image-block ssNonEditable"><span><img src="http://basicinstructions.net/storage/2010-02-24-life-of-party.gif?__SQUARESPACE_CACHEVERSION=1267052739150" alt=""/></span></span>]]></description><wfw:commentRss>http://basicinstructions.net/basic-instructions/rss-comments-entry-6822450.xml</wfw:commentRss></item><item><title>How to Act "Manly"</title><category>comic</category><dc:creator>Scott Meyer</dc:creator><pubDate>Mon, 22 Feb 2010 01:16:11 +0000</pubDate><link>http://basicinstructions.net/basic-instructions/2010/2/21/how-to-act-manly.html</link><guid isPermaLink="false">466482:5264319:6782537</guid><description><![CDATA[<span class="full-image-block ssNonEditable"><span><img src="http://basicinstructions.net/storage/2010-02-22-manly.gif?__SQUARESPACE_CACHEVERSION=1266841287202" alt=""/></span></span>]]></description><wfw:commentRss>http://basicinstructions.net/basic-instructions/rss-comments-entry-6782537.xml</wfw:commentRss></item><item><title>How to Entertain Out-of-Town Guests (Rerun)</title><dc:creator>Scott Meyer</dc:creator><pubDate>Thu, 18 Feb 2010 03:19:36 +0000</pubDate><link>http://basicinstructions.net/basic-instructions/2010/2/17/how-to-entertain-out-of-town-guests-rerun.html</link><guid isPermaLink="false">466482:5264319:6735173</guid><description><![CDATA[<span class="full-image-block ssNonEditable"><span><img src="http://basicinstructions.net/storage/2010-02-18-towners.gif?__SQUARESPACE_CACHEVERSION=1266463233026" alt=""/></span></span>]]></description><wfw:commentRss>http://basicinstructions.net/basic-instructions/rss-comments-entry-6735173.xml</wfw:commentRss></item><item><title>How to Grow Up</title><category>comic</category><dc:creator>Scott Meyer</dc:creator><pubDate>Sun, 14 Feb 2010 19:55:27 +0000</pubDate><link>http://basicinstructions.net/basic-instructions/2010/2/14/how-to-grow-up.html</link><guid isPermaLink="false">466482:5264319:6690360</guid><description><![CDATA[<span class="full-image-block ssNonEditable"><span><img src="http://basicinstructions.net/storage/2010-02-14-grow-up.gif?__SQUARESPACE_CACHEVERSION=1266177392048" alt=""/></span></span>]]></description><wfw:commentRss>http://basicinstructions.net/basic-instructions/rss-comments-entry-6690360.xml</wfw:commentRss></item></channel></rss>