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<!--Generated by Squarespace Site Server v5.11.81 (http://www.squarespace.com/) on Sat, 04 Feb 2012 02:02:13 GMT--><rdf:RDF xmlns:rdf="http://www.w3.org/1999/02/22-rdf-syntax-ns#" xmlns:rss="http://purl.org/rss/1.0/" xmlns:dc="http://purl.org/dc/elements/1.1/" xmlns:sy="http://purl.org/rss/1.0/modules/syndication/" xmlns:admin="http://webns.net/mvcb/" xmlns:content="http://purl.org/rss/1.0/modules/content/" xmlns:cc="http://web.resource.org/cc/"><rss:channel rdf:about="http://basicinstructions.net/basic-instructions/"><rss:title>Basic Instructions</rss:title><rss:link>http://basicinstructions.net/basic-instructions/</rss:link><rss:description></rss:description><dc:language>en-US</dc:language><dc:date>2012-02-04T02:02:13Z</dc:date><admin:generatorAgent rdf:resource="http://www.squarespace.com/">Squarespace Site Server v5.11.81 (http://www.squarespace.com/)</admin:generatorAgent><rss:items><rdf:Seq><rdf:li rdf:resource="http://basicinstructions.net/basic-instructions/2012/2/2/how-to-reinvent-a-classic-character-for-modern-audiences.html"/><rdf:li rdf:resource="http://basicinstructions.net/basic-instructions/2012/1/31/how-to-change-your-life.html"/><rdf:li rdf:resource="http://basicinstructions.net/basic-instructions/2012/1/29/how-to-complain-to-your-superiors.html"/><rdf:li rdf:resource="http://basicinstructions.net/basic-instructions/2012/1/26/how-to-accept-responsibility.html"/><rdf:li rdf:resource="http://basicinstructions.net/basic-instructions/2012/1/24/how-to-distract-your-enemy.html"/><rdf:li rdf:resource="http://basicinstructions.net/basic-instructions/2012/1/22/how-to-take-a-serious-look-at-what-youre-doing.html"/><rdf:li rdf:resource="http://basicinstructions.net/basic-instructions/2012/1/19/how-to-help-your-child-pick-a-role-model.html"/><rdf:li rdf:resource="http://basicinstructions.net/basic-instructions/2012/1/18/sopapipa-protest.html"/><rdf:li rdf:resource="http://basicinstructions.net/basic-instructions/2012/1/15/how-to-ape-the-motions-of-a-sensitive-human-being.html"/><rdf:li rdf:resource="http://basicinstructions.net/basic-instructions/2012/1/13/how-to-face-your-fear-rerun.html"/></rdf:Seq></rss:items></rss:channel><rss:item rdf:about="http://basicinstructions.net/basic-instructions/2012/2/2/how-to-reinvent-a-classic-character-for-modern-audiences.html"><rss:title>How to Reinvent a Classic Character for Modern Audiences</rss:title><rss:link>http://basicinstructions.net/basic-instructions/2012/2/2/how-to-reinvent-a-classic-character-for-modern-audiences.html</rss:link><dc:creator>Scott Meyer</dc:creator><dc:date>2012-02-03T02:00:44Z</dc:date><dc:subject>comic</dc:subject><content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><span class="full-image-block ssNonEditable"><span><img src="http://basicinstructions.net/storage/2012-02-02-invisible.gif?__SQUARESPACE_CACHEVERSION=1328194538521" alt="" /></span></span> <span class="full-image-block ssNonEditable"></span></p>
<p>BEHOLD! The idol from the beginning of &ldquo;Raiders of the Lost Ark&rdquo; (Someday I&rsquo;m gonna cover that thing with gold leaf) is now reading the full color comic book illustrated Rocket Hat adventure that can only be enjoyed by those who possess a copy of my third book!&nbsp;</p>
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<p>You, (YES! YOU!) can get a copy of said book at <a href="http://donteatanybugs.net/basic.html">my publisher&rsquo;s website</a>, or by winning a copy in a contest, the rules of which I shall announce on Monday, after I have decided what those rules are.</p>]]></content:encoded></rss:item><rss:item rdf:about="http://basicinstructions.net/basic-instructions/2012/1/31/how-to-change-your-life.html"><rss:title>How to Change Your Life</rss:title><rss:link>http://basicinstructions.net/basic-instructions/2012/1/31/how-to-change-your-life.html</rss:link><dc:creator>Scott Meyer</dc:creator><dc:date>2012-02-01T02:00:43Z</dc:date><dc:subject>comic</dc:subject><content:encoded><![CDATA[<span class="full-image-block ssNonEditable"><span><img src="http://basicinstructions.net/storage/2012-01-31-changelife.gif?__SQUARESPACE_CACHEVERSION=1328049975238" alt=""/></span></span>]]></content:encoded></rss:item><rss:item rdf:about="http://basicinstructions.net/basic-instructions/2012/1/29/how-to-complain-to-your-superiors.html"><rss:title>How to Complain to Your "Superiors"</rss:title><rss:link>http://basicinstructions.net/basic-instructions/2012/1/29/how-to-complain-to-your-superiors.html</rss:link><dc:creator>Scott Meyer</dc:creator><dc:date>2012-01-30T02:00:08Z</dc:date><dc:subject>comic</dc:subject><content:encoded><![CDATA[<span class="full-image-block ssNonEditable"><span><img src="http://basicinstructions.net/storage/2012-01-29-superior.gif?__SQUARESPACE_CACHEVERSION=1327845162011" alt=""/></span></span>]]></content:encoded></rss:item><rss:item rdf:about="http://basicinstructions.net/basic-instructions/2012/1/26/how-to-accept-responsibility.html"><rss:title>How to Accept Responsibility</rss:title><rss:link>http://basicinstructions.net/basic-instructions/2012/1/26/how-to-accept-responsibility.html</rss:link><dc:creator>Scott Meyer</dc:creator><dc:date>2012-01-27T02:00:48Z</dc:date><dc:subject>comic</dc:subject><content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><span class="full-image-block ssNonEditable"><span><img src="http://basicinstructions.net/storage/2012-01-26-respons.gif?__SQUARESPACE_CACHEVERSION=1327585315787" alt="" /></span></span> <span class="full-image-block ssNonEditable"><span>&nbsp;</span></span></p>
<div id="_mcePaste">The photo below shows two highly desirable items: the most recent collection of &ldquo;What the Duck&rdquo; comics by my friend Aaron Johnson, and the idol from the beginning of &ldquo;Raiders of the Lost Ark.&rdquo;</div>
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<p>&nbsp;One can be obtained from&nbsp;<a href="http://whattheduck.net/content/if-it-shoots-duck">Aaron&rsquo;s website</a>. The other, well, you&rsquo;ve gotta step only on certain tiles, then weigh out the right amount of sand, and even then &hellip; it&rsquo;s all a big mess. Just, get the book.</p>]]></content:encoded></rss:item><rss:item rdf:about="http://basicinstructions.net/basic-instructions/2012/1/24/how-to-distract-your-enemy.html"><rss:title>How to Distract Your Enemy</rss:title><rss:link>http://basicinstructions.net/basic-instructions/2012/1/24/how-to-distract-your-enemy.html</rss:link><dc:creator>Scott Meyer</dc:creator><dc:date>2012-01-25T02:00:46Z</dc:date><dc:subject>comic</dc:subject><content:encoded><![CDATA[<span class="full-image-block ssNonEditable"><span><img src="http://basicinstructions.net/storage/2012-01-24-distract.gif?__SQUARESPACE_CACHEVERSION=1327440935139" alt=""/></span></span>]]></content:encoded></rss:item><rss:item rdf:about="http://basicinstructions.net/basic-instructions/2012/1/22/how-to-take-a-serious-look-at-what-youre-doing.html"><rss:title>How to Take a Serious Look at What You're Doing</rss:title><rss:link>http://basicinstructions.net/basic-instructions/2012/1/22/how-to-take-a-serious-look-at-what-youre-doing.html</rss:link><dc:creator>Scott Meyer</dc:creator><dc:date>2012-01-23T02:01:01Z</dc:date><dc:subject>comic</dc:subject><content:encoded><![CDATA[<span class="full-image-block ssNonEditable"><span><img src="http://basicinstructions.net/storage/2012-01-22-goodlook.gif?__SQUARESPACE_CACHEVERSION=1327240135802" alt=""/></span></span>]]></content:encoded></rss:item><rss:item rdf:about="http://basicinstructions.net/basic-instructions/2012/1/19/how-to-help-your-child-pick-a-role-model.html"><rss:title>How to Help Your Child Pick a Role Model</rss:title><rss:link>http://basicinstructions.net/basic-instructions/2012/1/19/how-to-help-your-child-pick-a-role-model.html</rss:link><dc:creator>Scott Meyer</dc:creator><dc:date>2012-01-19T14:00:42Z</dc:date><dc:subject>comic</dc:subject><content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><span class="full-image-block ssNonEditable"><span><img src="http://basicinstructions.net/storage/2012-01-19-rolemodel.gif?__SQUARESPACE_CACHEVERSION=1326981290608" alt="" /></span></span></p>
<p>I'm posting this comic to the site early to make up for the comic lost to the protest yesterday, and because I'm feeling some guilt in general. Time has been scarce lately. That's why there've been reruns the last couple of Fridays. I hope to rectify the situation soon.</p>
<p>Thanks for your patience.</p>]]></content:encoded></rss:item><rss:item rdf:about="http://basicinstructions.net/basic-instructions/2012/1/18/sopapipa-protest.html"><rss:title>SOPA/PIPA Protest</rss:title><rss:link>http://basicinstructions.net/basic-instructions/2012/1/18/sopapipa-protest.html</rss:link><dc:creator>Scott Meyer</dc:creator><dc:date>2012-01-18T08:00:35Z</dc:date><dc:subject>comic</dc:subject><content:encoded><![CDATA[<span class="full-image-block ssNonEditable"><span><img src="http://basicinstructions.net/storage/2012-01-17-sopa.gif?__SQUARESPACE_CACHEVERSION=1326846369763" alt=""/></span></span>]]></content:encoded></rss:item><rss:item rdf:about="http://basicinstructions.net/basic-instructions/2012/1/15/how-to-ape-the-motions-of-a-sensitive-human-being.html"><rss:title>How to Ape the Motions of a Sensitive Human Being</rss:title><rss:link>http://basicinstructions.net/basic-instructions/2012/1/15/how-to-ape-the-motions-of-a-sensitive-human-being.html</rss:link><dc:creator>Scott Meyer</dc:creator><dc:date>2012-01-16T02:00:20Z</dc:date><dc:subject>comic</dc:subject><content:encoded><![CDATA[<span class="full-image-block ssNonEditable"><span><img src="http://basicinstructions.net/storage/2012-01-15-sensitive.gif?__SQUARESPACE_CACHEVERSION=1326636538654" alt=""/></span></span>]]></content:encoded></rss:item><rss:item rdf:about="http://basicinstructions.net/basic-instructions/2012/1/13/how-to-face-your-fear-rerun.html"><rss:title>How to Face Your Fear (rerun)</rss:title><rss:link>http://basicinstructions.net/basic-instructions/2012/1/13/how-to-face-your-fear-rerun.html</rss:link><dc:creator>Scott Meyer</dc:creator><dc:date>2012-01-13T14:54:27Z</dc:date><dc:subject>comic</dc:subject><content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><span class="full-image-block ssNonEditable"><span><img src="http://basicinstructions.net/storage/2008-12-08-Face-Fear.gif?__SQUARESPACE_CACHEVERSION=1326466480684" alt="" /></span></span></p>
<p>Sorry for the rerun ... and the lateness of said rerun.</p>]]></content:encoded></rss:item></rdf:RDF>
