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<!--Generated by Squarespace Site Server v5.11.5 (http://www.squarespace.com/) on Thu, 02 Sep 2010 15:30:15 GMT--><rdf:RDF xmlns:rdf="http://www.w3.org/1999/02/22-rdf-syntax-ns#" xmlns:rss="http://purl.org/rss/1.0/" xmlns:dc="http://purl.org/dc/elements/1.1/" xmlns:sy="http://purl.org/rss/1.0/modules/syndication/" xmlns:admin="http://webns.net/mvcb/" xmlns:content="http://purl.org/rss/1.0/modules/content/" xmlns:cc="http://web.resource.org/cc/"><rss:channel rdf:about="http://basicinstructions.net/basic-instructions/"><rss:title>Basic Instructions</rss:title><rss:link>http://basicinstructions.net/basic-instructions/</rss:link><rss:description></rss:description><dc:language>en-US</dc:language><dc:date>2010-09-02T15:30:15Z</dc:date><admin:generatorAgent rdf:resource="http://www.squarespace.com/">Squarespace Site Server v5.11.5 (http://www.squarespace.com/)</admin:generatorAgent><rss:items><rdf:Seq><rdf:li rdf:resource="http://basicinstructions.net/basic-instructions/2010/9/1/how-to-recover-when-youve-made-a-controversial-statement-rer.html"/><rdf:li rdf:resource="http://basicinstructions.net/basic-instructions/2010/8/29/how-to-scare-off-predators.html"/><rdf:li rdf:resource="http://basicinstructions.net/basic-instructions/2010/8/25/how-to-engage-in-pre-fight-smack-talk-rerun.html"/><rdf:li rdf:resource="http://basicinstructions.net/basic-instructions/2010/8/22/how-to-point-out-what-they-should-do.html"/><rdf:li rdf:resource="http://basicinstructions.net/basic-instructions/2010/8/18/how-to-get-the-most-from-your-shoes.html"/><rdf:li rdf:resource="http://basicinstructions.net/basic-instructions/2010/8/15/how-to-endure-the-company-of-an-idiot.html"/><rdf:li rdf:resource="http://basicinstructions.net/basic-instructions/2010/8/11/how-to-figure-out-what-someone-means.html"/><rdf:li rdf:resource="http://basicinstructions.net/basic-instructions/2010/8/8/how-to-explain-your-spouses-actions.html"/><rdf:li rdf:resource="http://basicinstructions.net/basic-instructions/2010/8/4/how-to-be-a-futurist.html"/><rdf:li rdf:resource="http://basicinstructions.net/basic-instructions/2010/8/1/how-to-subtly-tell-someone-that-they-are-out-of-line.html"/></rdf:Seq></rss:items></rss:channel><rss:item rdf:about="http://basicinstructions.net/basic-instructions/2010/9/1/how-to-recover-when-youve-made-a-controversial-statement-rer.html"><rss:title>How to Recover When You've Made a Controversial Statement (rerun)</rss:title><rss:link>http://basicinstructions.net/basic-instructions/2010/9/1/how-to-recover-when-youve-made-a-controversial-statement-rer.html</rss:link><dc:creator>Scott Meyer</dc:creator><dc:date>2010-09-02T00:26:34Z</dc:date><dc:subject>comic</dc:subject><content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><span class="full-image-block ssNonEditable"><span><img src="http://basicinstructions.squarespace.com/storage/2010-09-01-statementrerun.gif?__SQUARESPACE_CACHEVERSION=1283387230946" alt="" /></span></span></p>
<p>Thanks for your patience. The fresh comic buffer is now restored. We'll be back to normal next post.</p>
<p>&nbsp;</p>]]></content:encoded></rss:item><rss:item rdf:about="http://basicinstructions.net/basic-instructions/2010/8/29/how-to-scare-off-predators.html"><rss:title>How to Scare off Predators</rss:title><rss:link>http://basicinstructions.net/basic-instructions/2010/8/29/how-to-scare-off-predators.html</rss:link><dc:creator>Scott Meyer</dc:creator><dc:date>2010-08-29T20:24:09Z</dc:date><dc:subject>comic</dc:subject><content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><span class="full-image-block ssNonEditable"><span><img src="http://basicinstructions.squarespace.com/storage/2010-08-29-predators.gif?__SQUARESPACE_CACHEVERSION=1283113469353" alt="" /></span></span></p>]]></content:encoded></rss:item><rss:item rdf:about="http://basicinstructions.net/basic-instructions/2010/8/25/how-to-engage-in-pre-fight-smack-talk-rerun.html"><rss:title>How to Engage in Pre-Fight Smack Talk (Rerun)</rss:title><rss:link>http://basicinstructions.net/basic-instructions/2010/8/25/how-to-engage-in-pre-fight-smack-talk-rerun.html</rss:link><dc:creator>Scott Meyer</dc:creator><dc:date>2010-08-25T22:24:26Z</dc:date><dc:subject>comic</dc:subject><content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><span class="full-image-block ssNonEditable"><span><img src="http://basicinstructions.squarespace.com/storage/2010-08-25-smack-rerun.gif?__SQUARESPACE_CACHEVERSION=1282775091492" alt="" /></span>&nbsp;</span></p>
<p>Just a quick rerun to help get my posting schedule back to normal. Thanks for your patience.</p>
<p>&nbsp;</p>]]></content:encoded></rss:item><rss:item rdf:about="http://basicinstructions.net/basic-instructions/2010/8/22/how-to-point-out-what-they-should-do.html"><rss:title>How to Point Out What "They" Should Do</rss:title><rss:link>http://basicinstructions.net/basic-instructions/2010/8/22/how-to-point-out-what-they-should-do.html</rss:link><dc:creator>Scott Meyer</dc:creator><dc:date>2010-08-22T21:51:08Z</dc:date><dc:subject>comic</dc:subject><content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><span class="full-image-block ssNonEditable"><span><img src="http://basicinstructions.squarespace.com/storage/2010-08-22-theyshould.gif?__SQUARESPACE_CACHEVERSION=1282513919933" alt="" /></span></span></p>]]></content:encoded></rss:item><rss:item rdf:about="http://basicinstructions.net/basic-instructions/2010/8/18/how-to-get-the-most-from-your-shoes.html"><rss:title>How to Get the Most from Your Shoes</rss:title><rss:link>http://basicinstructions.net/basic-instructions/2010/8/18/how-to-get-the-most-from-your-shoes.html</rss:link><dc:creator>Scott Meyer</dc:creator><dc:date>2010-08-18T22:47:47Z</dc:date><dc:subject>comic</dc:subject><content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><span class="full-image-block ssNonEditable"><span><img src="http://basicinstructions.squarespace.com/storage/2010-08-18-shoes.gif?__SQUARESPACE_CACHEVERSION=1282171748043" alt="" /></span></span></p>
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<p>Sadly, this is based on a true story. A story&nbsp;involving shoes, shoe Goo and a sharpie. I am all about&nbsp;class.</p>
<p>(Added 8-19) I AM WEARING PANTS IN PANEL 4!! It's not a great drawing, but that's what pants do when you affect that pose. Either I'm weating pants and they're wrinkling a bit, or my left inner thigh has shark gills. Take a picture of yourself in that pose and see if your pants hang well.</p>]]></content:encoded></rss:item><rss:item rdf:about="http://basicinstructions.net/basic-instructions/2010/8/15/how-to-endure-the-company-of-an-idiot.html"><rss:title>How to Endure the Company of an Idiot</rss:title><rss:link>http://basicinstructions.net/basic-instructions/2010/8/15/how-to-endure-the-company-of-an-idiot.html</rss:link><dc:creator>Scott Meyer</dc:creator><dc:date>2010-08-15T20:46:26Z</dc:date><dc:subject>comic</dc:subject><content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><span class="full-image-block ssNonEditable"><span><img src="http://basicinstructions.squarespace.com/storage/2010-08-16-idiot.gif?__SQUARESPACE_CACHEVERSION=1281905237523" alt="" /></span></span></p>]]></content:encoded></rss:item><rss:item rdf:about="http://basicinstructions.net/basic-instructions/2010/8/11/how-to-figure-out-what-someone-means.html"><rss:title>How to Figure Out What Someone Means</rss:title><rss:link>http://basicinstructions.net/basic-instructions/2010/8/11/how-to-figure-out-what-someone-means.html</rss:link><dc:creator>Scott Meyer</dc:creator><dc:date>2010-08-11T22:28:09Z</dc:date><dc:subject>comic</dc:subject><content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><span class="full-image-block ssNonEditable"><span><img src="http://basicinstructions.squarespace.com/storage/2010-08-11-whatmeans.gif?__SQUARESPACE_CACHEVERSION=1281565733754" alt="" /></span></span></p>]]></content:encoded></rss:item><rss:item rdf:about="http://basicinstructions.net/basic-instructions/2010/8/8/how-to-explain-your-spouses-actions.html"><rss:title>How to Explain Your Spouse's Actions</rss:title><rss:link>http://basicinstructions.net/basic-instructions/2010/8/8/how-to-explain-your-spouses-actions.html</rss:link><dc:creator>Scott Meyer</dc:creator><dc:date>2010-08-08T23:51:23Z</dc:date><dc:subject>comic</dc:subject><content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><span class="full-image-block ssNonEditable"><span><img src="http://basicinstructions.squarespace.com/storage/2010-08-08-spouse.gif?__SQUARESPACE_CACHEVERSION=1281311521708" alt="" /></span></span></p>]]></content:encoded></rss:item><rss:item rdf:about="http://basicinstructions.net/basic-instructions/2010/8/4/how-to-be-a-futurist.html"><rss:title>How to Be a Futurist</rss:title><rss:link>http://basicinstructions.net/basic-instructions/2010/8/4/how-to-be-a-futurist.html</rss:link><dc:creator>Scott Meyer</dc:creator><dc:date>2010-08-04T23:47:07Z</dc:date><dc:subject>comic</dc:subject><content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><span class="full-image-block ssNonEditable"><span><img src="http://basicinstructions.squarespace.com/storage/2010-08-04-futurist.gif?__SQUARESPACE_CACHEVERSION=1280965663864" alt="" /></span></span></p>]]></content:encoded></rss:item><rss:item rdf:about="http://basicinstructions.net/basic-instructions/2010/8/1/how-to-subtly-tell-someone-that-they-are-out-of-line.html"><rss:title>How to Subtly Tell Someone That they Are Out of Line</rss:title><rss:link>http://basicinstructions.net/basic-instructions/2010/8/1/how-to-subtly-tell-someone-that-they-are-out-of-line.html</rss:link><dc:creator>Scott Meyer</dc:creator><dc:date>2010-08-01T22:01:19Z</dc:date><dc:subject>comic</dc:subject><content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><span class="full-image-block ssNonEditable"><span><img src="http://basicinstructions.squarespace.com/storage/2010-08-01-outofline.gif?__SQUARESPACE_CACHEVERSION=1280700228597" alt="" /></span></span></p>]]></content:encoded></rss:item></rdf:RDF>