Basic InstructionsBasic Instructionshttp://basicinstructions.net/basic-instructions/2012-02-03T02:00:44ZSquarespaceHow to Reinvent a Classic Character for Modern Audienceshttp://basicinstructions.net/basic-instructions/2012/2/2/how-to-reinvent-a-classic-character-for-modern-audiences.htmlScott Meyer2012-02-03T02:00:44Z2012-02-03T02:00:44Z

BEHOLD! The idol from the beginning of “Raiders of the Lost Ark” (Someday I’m gonna cover that thing with gold leaf) is now reading the full color comic book illustrated Rocket Hat adventure that can only be enjoyed by those who possess a copy of my third book! 


You, (YES! YOU!) can get a copy of said book at my publisher’s website, or by winning a copy in a contest, the rules of which I shall announce on Monday, after I have decided what those rules are.

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The photo below shows two highly desirable items: the most recent collection of “What the Duck” comics by my friend Aaron Johnson, and the idol from the beginning of “Raiders of the Lost Ark.”


 One can be obtained from Aaron’s website. The other, well, you’ve gotta step only on certain tiles, then weigh out the right amount of sand, and even then … it’s all a big mess. Just, get the book.

]]>How to Distract Your Enemyhttp://basicinstructions.net/basic-instructions/2012/1/24/how-to-distract-your-enemy.htmlScott Meyer2012-01-25T02:00:46Z2012-01-25T02:00:46Z]]>How to Take a Serious Look at What You're Doinghttp://basicinstructions.net/basic-instructions/2012/1/22/how-to-take-a-serious-look-at-what-youre-doing.htmlScott Meyer2012-01-23T02:01:01Z2012-01-23T02:01:01Z]]>How to Help Your Child Pick a Role Modelhttp://basicinstructions.net/basic-instructions/2012/1/19/how-to-help-your-child-pick-a-role-model.htmlScott Meyer2012-01-19T14:00:42Z2012-01-19T14:00:42Z

I'm posting this comic to the site early to make up for the comic lost to the protest yesterday, and because I'm feeling some guilt in general. Time has been scarce lately. That's why there've been reruns the last couple of Fridays. I hope to rectify the situation soon.

Thanks for your patience.

]]>SOPA/PIPA Protesthttp://basicinstructions.net/basic-instructions/2012/1/18/sopapipa-protest.htmlScott Meyer2012-01-18T08:00:35Z2012-01-18T08:00:35Z]]>How to Ape the Motions of a Sensitive Human Beinghttp://basicinstructions.net/basic-instructions/2012/1/15/how-to-ape-the-motions-of-a-sensitive-human-being.htmlScott Meyer2012-01-16T02:00:20Z2012-01-16T02:00:20Z]]>How to Face Your Fear (rerun)http://basicinstructions.net/basic-instructions/2012/1/13/how-to-face-your-fear-rerun.htmlScott Meyer2012-01-13T14:54:27Z2012-01-13T14:54:27Z

Sorry for the rerun ... and the lateness of said rerun.

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