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<p>Thanks for your patience. The fresh comic buffer is now restored. We'll be back to normal next post.</p>
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<p>Just a quick rerun to help get my posting schedule back to normal. Thanks for your patience.</p>
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<p>Sadly, this is based on a true story. A story&nbsp;involving shoes, shoe Goo and a sharpie. I am all about&nbsp;class.</p>
<p>(Added 8-19) I AM WEARING PANTS IN PANEL 4!! It's not a great drawing, but that's what pants do when you affect that pose. Either I'm weating pants and they're wrinkling a bit, or my left inner thigh has shark gills. Take a picture of yourself in that pose and see if your pants hang well.</p>]]></content></entry><entry><title>How to Endure the Company of an Idiot</title><category term="comic"/><id>http://basicinstructions.net/basic-instructions/2010/8/15/how-to-endure-the-company-of-an-idiot.html</id><link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://basicinstructions.net/basic-instructions/2010/8/15/how-to-endure-the-company-of-an-idiot.html"/><author><name>Scott Meyer</name></author><published>2010-08-15T20:46:26Z</published><updated>2010-08-15T20:46:26Z</updated><content type="html" xml:lang="en-US"><![CDATA[<p><span class="full-image-block ssNonEditable"><span><img src="http://basicinstructions.squarespace.com/storage/2010-08-16-idiot.gif?__SQUARESPACE_CACHEVERSION=1281905237523" alt="" /></span></span></p>]]></content></entry><entry><title>How to Figure Out What Someone Means</title><category term="comic"/><id>http://basicinstructions.net/basic-instructions/2010/8/11/how-to-figure-out-what-someone-means.html</id><link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://basicinstructions.net/basic-instructions/2010/8/11/how-to-figure-out-what-someone-means.html"/><author><name>Scott Meyer</name></author><published>2010-08-11T22:28:09Z</published><updated>2010-08-11T22:28:09Z</updated><content type="html" xml:lang="en-US"><![CDATA[<p><span class="full-image-block ssNonEditable"><span><img src="http://basicinstructions.squarespace.com/storage/2010-08-11-whatmeans.gif?__SQUARESPACE_CACHEVERSION=1281565733754" alt="" /></span></span></p>]]></content></entry><entry><title>How to Explain Your Spouse's Actions</title><category term="comic"/><id>http://basicinstructions.net/basic-instructions/2010/8/8/how-to-explain-your-spouses-actions.html</id><link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://basicinstructions.net/basic-instructions/2010/8/8/how-to-explain-your-spouses-actions.html"/><author><name>Scott Meyer</name></author><published>2010-08-08T23:51:23Z</published><updated>2010-08-08T23:51:23Z</updated><content type="html" xml:lang="en-US"><![CDATA[<p><span class="full-image-block ssNonEditable"><span><img src="http://basicinstructions.squarespace.com/storage/2010-08-08-spouse.gif?__SQUARESPACE_CACHEVERSION=1281311521708" alt="" /></span></span></p>]]></content></entry><entry><title>How to Be a Futurist</title><category term="comic"/><id>http://basicinstructions.net/basic-instructions/2010/8/4/how-to-be-a-futurist.html</id><link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://basicinstructions.net/basic-instructions/2010/8/4/how-to-be-a-futurist.html"/><author><name>Scott Meyer</name></author><published>2010-08-04T23:47:07Z</published><updated>2010-08-04T23:47:07Z</updated><content type="html" xml:lang="en-US"><![CDATA[<p><span class="full-image-block ssNonEditable"><span><img src="http://basicinstructions.squarespace.com/storage/2010-08-04-futurist.gif?__SQUARESPACE_CACHEVERSION=1280965663864" alt="" /></span></span></p>]]></content></entry><entry><title>How to Subtly Tell Someone That they Are Out of Line</title><category term="comic"/><id>http://basicinstructions.net/basic-instructions/2010/8/1/how-to-subtly-tell-someone-that-they-are-out-of-line.html</id><link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://basicinstructions.net/basic-instructions/2010/8/1/how-to-subtly-tell-someone-that-they-are-out-of-line.html"/><author><name>Scott Meyer</name></author><published>2010-08-01T22:01:19Z</published><updated>2010-08-01T22:01:19Z</updated><content type="html" xml:lang="en-US"><![CDATA[<p><span class="full-image-block ssNonEditable"><span><img src="http://basicinstructions.squarespace.com/storage/2010-08-01-outofline.gif?__SQUARESPACE_CACHEVERSION=1280700228597" alt="" /></span></span></p>]]></content></entry></feed>